HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
I think you and I ought to spend more time together.
And then what "frontspiece"meant.
We're trying to get him out for good.
Hey, that's my... Yikes.
lying and deceiving and saying anything just to get your own way?
except a bottle of vodka and an estrogen pill.
Thank you. Thank you for coming down on Christmas Eve.
A never-nude? I thought he just liked cutoffs.
- Can I ask you a question? - Sure.
You know, you were so still and godlike.
And Michael was forced to, once again...
- Barry's very good. - He's an idiot.
- You're the jerk. - Did I just wake you up? I didn't know you were home.
More than you'll... Never know.
Go on. Call me something. I'm redoing my kitchen.
That is terrific 'cause I got two tickets to the pageant!
Okay, so I printed the fake airline ticket from my computer.
Fine. I'll ask Michael. He'll give it to me.
Whatever it takes to get your relationship with that never-nude back on track.
What do you need money for? A divorce?
You left me at home. You do remember you have a daughter, right?
What's the difference? Your father doesn't care about me.
- I got you drunk. - Mom told me about your little plan.
That is not something I can bring to my boss.
- What plan? I had a great time last night! - So did I!
consists oflive representations of classic works of art.
But, you know, he thinks you're completely irresponsible.
- You said you didn't want her to come. - I said I didn't want you to come.
- I thought he just liked cutoffs. - Me too.