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??? No, never, never, never ???
up your throat and pull it out of your mouth!
Uh, the time Lily went into labor!
Wait, how did you... with the security?
??? Only God really knows ???
then I ran off to Atlantic City for two days without calling.
Oh, what is that smell!?
Eight or higher, bro.
Tell them the full name.
Look, if your hands are tied medically,
??? Like a candle, you were meant to share the fire ???
to have my tonsils out.
??? Where I'll end up well I think ???
Let's start with you.
And instead of going to Saint Marcus Hospital,
you say you want to meet "The One,"
but I just spent a magical night with Neil Young.
But then a thought popped into my head, kids.
It's like, I don't even care
I already told you,
Don't... No...
Gun it, bitches!
Mr. Flanagan, my magic mentor
All right, Lily, legs up!
The baby slide right out, huh?
What do you mean I can't have an epidural?
How did you get that through the X-Ray machine?
...you could have your jaw removed due to infection,
Friends. You...
Plus, here's the best part.
Tiny thing, last time I saw her, she was getting engaged.
He said the bus is full of hot college seniors.
Okay. How about this?
for foaling season. Once you see a baby horse
That's Barney's version.
We are not freaking out. We are not freaking out!
Okay, listen, I am going to get you to that hospital
Plus, we're in no shape to drive. So, a car's out...
Everybody,
That's a... that's a ten.
I dribble Cuervo on Marv's soft spot.
Contraction!
are four minutes apart.
See you then.
Uh, the time we tested
in any sort of medical situation.
Oh! Remember the time Barney
if you're ready to drive off into the sunset together.
and the anesthesia could suddenly just stop working,
but he swears the ATM started to do this.
I can't do this without Marshall!
Wait for it. What's the middle name?
How about the worst cab ride ever?
W-We just weren't destined to be together.
Uncle Barney was getting married.
Wayne, come back to bed!
No questions from the audience, please!
Clean your window for you? - No!
She's in the bathroom, which I guess
Got it.
Well, well, well.
Got it. "The Tale of the Cursed Pants."
And my son is head of Cardiology.