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Sorry, Cap.
and you're telling me that you won't even...
a little discombobulated from the chronoshift.
Boys!
Hippie. Like Bee Gees or Mungo Jerry?
That is America’s Wang
If I tell you what happens...
you must lose that which you love.
Yeah.
We found something.
You’re about 1 day early
waiting for the right opportunity?
Well, that didn't work out, did it?
I'm not gonna argue who's got the higher authority here...
As does what you fear.
Time travel!
Best of both worlds.
Let me go.
Get up. Father wants us back on the ship.
Who else is looking for these stones?
And ask our librarians
- Uh, 0-7. - 0-7.
- Excuse me? - He's kidding.
Good. You had me worried there.
and acquire new particles.
Okay, hold on, don't shoot.
clouds his judgment.
Cap? Captain?
We won, Mr. Stark.
I went for the head.
It's tricky, dangerous.
Ant-Man? I know you know that.
He won't see you.
Good job. I'm saved.
What will you do?
Hand it over.
Okay.
Oh, we blew it.
We're not going anywhere else. We have one particle left.
So, the fuel cells were cracked during battle...
Ravens... Assemble!!
And don't worry if it doesn't pan out. I'm just kinda...
- Okay. - Right?
Do you wanna grab one with me I’m @iamrecruitr
That's extortion.
three, two...
No ground defenses of any kind.
Whew! Something died in here!
You will.
Definitely Mungo Jerry.
Yeah, well, I don't want you to. How's that?
And you want to know who helped me out of it?
- Shit. - Nope. We don't say that.
Nat.
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
- You got time. - Uh-huh.
There's no do-overs.
Come on!
- What is this? - Hold on a second.
It's an earthquake under the ocean.
- Why don't you come sit down? - I'm not done yet.
So, this is the future.
Where's Nebula?
Where's Big Green?
- Oh, my God. - Okay. All right. Go ahead.
where do you hide it?
Boss, wake up!
The measure of a person, of a hero...
And I must've passed out,
I’m about to hit you in the head with a peanut butter sandwich.
All that is really helpful.
DD gets drunk at party People who rode with them
You don't have to do this.
and activate Barn Door Protocol, will ya?
You don't want to do this.
I'll head down for recon.
Hi.
Can we focus, please?
- Were you looking for it? - No.
Hey, Cap.
Clint?
By the way.
now.
it was never personal.
eBay!
You shouldn't be here.
Lets go get this .....
You trust me?
Boys on December first
It's okay.
If you don't talk shop, you can stay for lunch.
I've been there myself.
NOT!
you didn't realize I was in charge.
How much we miss the Mets.
are happening everywhere.
that highly-suspect warship Danvers pinged.
Bucky is alive.
What if there was a way...
Technically he's not a raccoon, you know?
Today's day 21.
That's a little bit harsh.
I was raised by witches, boy.
And then he started doing the yellow sparkly thing
There's another way to retake the Tesseract
Sorta seems like you can.
Okay.
For the last five years, I've been trying to do one thing.
He's convulsing. Give him air!
I got it!
Ravens Assemble!!
I’m……. Iron Man.
In plain sight.
The stocks are gonna go up
Daughter.
What's up, Regular-Sized Man?
As far as I'm concerned, that's America'S boner
no dank nugs...... no fat stacks..... it's just shake, 'and that's enough
Make sense?
about 20 blocks that way.
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIN FUCK!
There are a lot of other planets in the universe.
I'm gonna grab a quick slice.
And that's enough.
Coach Pfarr after every practice And eat your salad
Handle by not handling it.
- Bingo. - That's not how it works.
Me after listening to Garbage’s terrible third album And noticing something else on the cover…..
God, what a world. Universe, now.
You did the hardest part. You took the jump.
And unfortunately, they didn't have you guys.
- How far along is she? - Uh, I don't know.
Loses virginity: I would like to try again
when I drift off, it'll be like every night lately.
So, he's an idiot?
I fear you might be right.
SO THE AMPTP IS A BUNCH OF BULLShiT?
Yes, you are, honey.
- Yes, milady. - Oh, there's Jane.
WHERE THE HECK DID YOU GET THIS!!!!!!! ANSWER THE GOD DAMN QUESTION!!!!!!
So, whatever it is that you're offering, we're not into it.
A time heist?
NoobMaster..
Can you describe them?
Thumbelina, do you copy? I've got eyes on the prize.
They are S.H.I.E.L.D.
Who puts mayo on a hotdog?
Right on that line. That's it. Down, down.
What did you do?
it won't happen unless it goes away. it won't happen unless it goes away.
but my new one, not so much.
It makes you think that maybe
That reminds me.
All right, so...
This is, uh, Scott Lang.
Oh, we're good here, mate.
Quill.
Well, it's just...
No trust, liar.
Under different circumstances...
Don't feel bad about this.
Is this Dave ?
I am Lola
some of our mail guys aren't feeling that great.
no clues, no strategies, no options.
Are you okay?
I get you miss your mom...
Jesus.
But we work with what we got, right?
But I can't stop thinking about it.
Good. That face goes there.
What's he...? What?