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- to forge a partnership. - Clearly.
Oh, honey. You and me, we need to play our cards right.
So get back to me...
You were in love with her. Don't pretend this isn't complicated for you.
Thanks, Mom, but I'm not that lame.
Now that your father's gone and Kaitlin's in boarding school,
- Sandy. - You didn't force me to do anything.
Think Karate Kid, now take away the karate. Let them marinate and we've got Cosmo Girl.
The Ironist and little Miss Vixen.
You want to take some time off from taking time off?
all over again.
I know you're being put in the middle of this,
Who else was gonna listen to me?
Think we'll ever have that?
Look, I'd say we need to talk, but clearly that doesn't work for us.
- Oh. Oh, not bad. - Well, it beats living in my office.
Yeah, there is. Now, maybe you can't see it and maybe you can't.
I mean, we weren't even supposed to be here. It's like fate handed us this dream date.
on the Valentine's scale. I just, you know, I think mine's worse, I win.
That's right, it's her favorite holiday
You... you drink jasmine?
Well, she's doing her best.
Pretty much. I'm sorry. Can you blame me?
If you're not drinking coffee, what are you drinking?
and if you two are at each other's throats, it's going to be really uncomfortable for everyone.
Me, too.
Oh, I don't think so.
Your office was fine. It was the running into Kirsten part that was rough.
You know how you can make it up to her?
and when I wake up, I want to see you dolled up in your Valentine's finest.
I'll make you a bet. We play pool.
Oh, great. You're back.
- Did you sleep at all? - Yep. Got a solid 15 minutes.
But I see you're already doing fine in that department.
with your grandfather in the hospital.
- You can't take away my cell phone. - Oh, I think I just did.
- So, you play pool. - No. My first time.
You're right, yours is worse.
...when we don't have Hallmark breathing down our necks,
Yeah, exactly.