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And he's 'fraid to shed the light
MURPHY: He'll be here any second.
You little spooks find some extra cash today?
Weren't we supposed to go with "We'll get back to you, Bob?"
WOMAN: Uh, excuse me, Bart...
- That speech was phat. - "Phat"?
MURPHY: What the hell is going on here?
I thought we said ten.
- Saddam - Saddam
MANNY: Nonsense. Mi casa es su casa, huh?
The--the--the pussy, the pussy tight
MURPHY: Ladies, we'll just be five minutes...
I need to talk to the Senator.
I have your policy here.
and we'll get 900 grand from the Sunday brunch.
JAY: That's good.
CROCKETT: Can I call you back?
What are you going to do, vote Republican?
Senator, why this new campaign style?
You've been very kind. Good to see you.
And they get to say who gets to talk about the country
Should we talk on the way?
I work for you. You call the shots...
Socialism!
not a ghost! Not a ghost!
MURPHY: Nobody's seen this in years.
DOBISH: I only got two hands. I'm too old to grow a third.
My mind was slick, my temper was too quick
I'm concerned you went to a Beverly Hills fund-raiser...
WOMEN: Cardinal! Yo!
MURPHY: We're taking Santa Monica and dump the limo.
FELDMAN: Mr. Murphy, the senator?
- There's something else. - What?
for a lot of life insurance...
But you keep the fee. That's not a problem, is it?
It is worse than arrogance. It is contempt.
MANNY: The West Bank.
You tryin' to mack on my sister?
NINA: Hey, y'all.
TANYA: You don't know nothin' about Arsenio's jimmy.
to this incredible primary election.
I think we're here to ask about the news of your camp--
Two blocks down, one block over?
We stand at the doorstep of a new millennium.
Several of our people find Weldie's duplicity...
Have a drink, Murphy. Live your life.
You gotta get out of here!
I like the pussy, the pussy, I like it really fine
Think I'm late at my headquarters.
And all our hopes and dreams
CROWD: Hey-oh
Vinnie.
what is this new strategy?
It must be the money, huh? Must be the money.
Kill 'em live
real estate investments, not only for families...
Yeah.
If you runnin' for office
She died in '83.
Ahem. What's up?
Never fall victim to the pornie
Our welfare system is out of control.
Oh, man, I waited my whole life for this moment.
JAY: Huh?
I'm sorry, folks. That will be it.
I've been looking for you everywhere.
JAY: Uh-huh. What about both sides?
Oh, Bulworth is the man!
CHERYL: Man got a nine-inch jimmy.
JAY: I don't think we have any weapons.
REPORTER: Patricia Ireland is expected in town.
Hirin' kids in Mexico
Bustin' caps and hardly misses
So, C-SPAN is gonna be with us all night?
[ Rapping ] You got the life, ain't it grand?
RAFEEQ: He ain't doing no harm, Harriet, and if he is...
But I didn't get you up there.
Hey, Murphy, we had a good time.
We're gonna be on the go.
high employment means jobs for African-Americans.
CHERYL: I got the 411 from Sanequa James.
JAY: Good. Did you give the guy the check?
You lookin' for Nina?
MURPHY: Senator Bulworth will be out momentarily.
RAFEEQ: The man is grown.
UNCLE TYRONE: A U.S. Senator should be OK...
These little brothers is my first line of defense.
I want him on my show.
Add to that a consumer culture based on self-gratification...
A hundred miles and running
because of their limited vulnerability...
with this shit...
TANYA: Hey, Senator! Listen, hon.
My man hits the body
Fuck him!
- He won't leave. - He's not tired?
- What? - He don't want the money.
Did you say you'd covered Bulworth before?
[ Singing ] Joyful, joyful
doesn't justify discrimination in the future.
the Democratic Senatorial nomination...
First stop is South Central and the African-American community.
MURPHY: Welcome back. Did you sleep on the plane?
Good evening, Senator.
Connie's been my friend.
I guess some people can and some people can't
Maybe you should talk to someone.
MURPHY: We want to thank you all for your help.
It's about time that people started saying "Ebonics."
SECOND REPORTER: Where is Senator Jay Bulworth?
and our friends the Liebowitzes.
and it means nobody wants leaders...
- Kill - Kill 'em live
Big money, big money, big money
Oh. 23?
made no explanation or apologies...
That's kale.
and would probably meet with the press later today.
for over 100 years.
Five minutes. Live, no delay.
You know I don't take a chulo lightly
You just had to get him upstairs.
If we take the Santa Monica...
You know how I feel.
Wonderful. Wonderful.
CROWD: [ Singing ] Hey-oh, hey, hey, hey-oh
I'm surprised by how effective that is.
- A room? - A room.
You fucks with me, you buried in the dirt
He's head of Psychiatry at Georgetown.
But you can bet your ass they'd all be out
UNCLE TYRONE: Uh-oh, think we got a problem.
Do you have that, uh...
JAY: Vinnie, how are you?
He's conferring with advisors.
And watch the devil start kickin'
Once you get this message...
doing whatever leaves do.
WITCH DOCTOR SINGING: Every day is a holiday
I'm Jay Bulworth.
What do you think, Senator?