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Pull over? Yes, of course.
You? You’re a buttfuckin quitter
Herro?
The corporations sit there, In their corporation buildings, and, see, they're all corporation-y...and they make money.
But dicks also fuck assholes Chuck
Greetings, IceJJFish.
- The Internet. - Fuck, yeah.
Herro.
There will be music, dancing and, of course,
Easy, easy. You gotta calm down there, Chuck.
- America. - Fuck, yeah.
I've got Korean aircraft at one o'clock.
Your plans are over.
Everyone has AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS.
And that's an awful lot, girl And now.
I’m worth it.
I'm gonna hit the water.
The Zypods and the Barmacks Are at constant war.
what would happen if i was a kneecap to the face? well at least you'd be there.
- That's called a montage. - Montage.
- That is affirmative. - I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.?
Looks like George Clooney and Liv Tyler, 20 yards.
- What the hell? - Prepare to die.
And a damn fine cop. And I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
The corporations sit there, in their corporation buildings, and, and, and, see, they're all corporationy ... and they make money.
Gary!
God dammit Squidward!
When a terrorist enters a dangerous country.
When the internet goes down for 2 hours
What if the old man is wrong about him?
- No. - So then you haven't seen everything.
- America. - Fuck, yeah.
Now, suck my cock Vince
The gays and the straights And the whites and the spades.
to the International World Peace Ceremony.
I'm sorry, but the UN must be firm with you.
Only a woman Is allowed to touch me there.
and they make money.
Show a lot of things Happening at once.
All that Team America does is create new enemies.
It's too painful to see them die.
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Right here.
You're the best, Gary.
- AIDS, AIDS, AIDS. - The Pope has got it and so do you.
terring me when he's gonna take a derivery.
Hey, have you ever thought of telling Sarah how you feel?
in a different way.
You fucked up my whole pran.
I treasure yours, Lisa.
That's right. All right, good luck.
So ronery and sadry arone.
You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit.
- Or fuck when it isn't appropriate. - Yes, Gary, yes.
Everyone panicked and cried out for somebody to help,
In anything, if you want to go.
Everyone has AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS.
Yes Gary, yes
You deserve...
You Are Dedicated
Now, take the weapons where I told you
Nothing to it.
every single day.
to rod
When the whamen are protesting
He was the jock, and I was the little performer.
Fuck off, Team America!
Basically, all the worst parts of the Bible.
Alec Baldwin is rallying all the members of the Film Actors Guild.
Spottswoode, it's Lisa. Gary found the WMDs and the terrorists are down.
Finest acting
Now suck my cock
They are just as bad as the enemies they fight.
- Five minutes, Mr Baldwin. - Thank you.
Right this way, you maverick renegade.
Just a little bit more Than I miss you.
the massive attack during a peace ceremony.
What the world needs is an international advisory committee
Bring it on!
Matt Damon!
children are walking to school, friends are sitting in movie theatres.
Yeah, a rittle ronery.
I know you all don't like Team America a whole lot right now,
Great job, team! Head back to base for debriefing and cocktails.
- All right. - No, Chris, stay away from her.
for a massive international peace conference.
Every country will be a Third World country.
In anything, if you want to go.
This is a peace conference.
Joe? But you're like a brother to me.
I can't fight terrorists. I don't know anything about guns or jets.
The hour's approaching To give it your best.
Very impressive, warmongers.
When he made Pearl Harbor
from reaching this ceremony at all costs.
Go faster, you idiot.
Here we go.
Fuck, yeah.
You are worfress arric bawrin!
Then if I go down on you, I get a movie part.
and the terrorists take you prisoner,
I miss you more than that movie missed the point.
Everyone has Autism!
- It must be a Korean sub. - Chris, you've gotta take them out.
You can't out-act me, boy. Don't even try.
If I mess up here,
You all right, Gary?
Jacob The Great Best of luck you legend