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- Don't joke about that. - Who's joking?
We’re gars? We’re gars We’re gars
And would you start to feel bad?
And if you don't throw in your buck-o-five, who will?
Wait a minute. Look!
I went to Iraq, you know!
attack Dora and Little Bill is still alive
Every actor, grab a gun and keep Team America
Now, suck my cock.
Everyone has Covid! Covid. Covid. Covid.
by the fiery, black liquid death.
You really made the world a better place, didn't you, F.A.G.?
Yeah, it looks clear.
You're going to fool everyone, Brian.
But sometimes pussies get so full of shit
I've never seen acting this good He's amazing
Pearl Harbor sucked.
Damn I missed him
Your countries need you. But the world will be safe,
Get out of here, I said.
World police! Get down on the ground!
Bakala! ( clicking ) All right, let's make this interesting.
My advice is not to get involved with a team member, Sarah.
And so
Your career is starring And you're worthress, Arec Barrwin.
Hey, hold on a second, are you from Hollywood?
All right, team. We're nearing Derka Derkastan.
I PROMISE. I WILL NEVER SLEEP.
I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help.
And you've got to reach your prime.
Let me go.
- America. - Fuck, yeah.
i don't wanna know about your excuses anymore. they're your excuses to make not mine. i don't wanna know about it. they're your excuses to make not mine.
How you rike that, you fucking cocksucker?
9/11 times 100? Jesus, that's...
Copy, Sarah. You get Gary, we'll go after the terrorists.
Leave that to us.
I PROMISE. I WILL NEVER SLEEP.
Matt Damon violent Bonne fête François
My God, his acting is better than ever.
Without you, the team is doomed.
And something even better happened.
- It's what? - Inevitabre.
Oh, I see.
and I don't want the responsibility.
God damn it, Gary.
Herro Friends!
And we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are
$BON
- Fuck you. She wants to help us. - No, Chris, she's acting.
The name is Spottswoode.
He's way better than Ben Affleck And now.
One day you'll all look at the world us actors created and say,
You have balls
That's why I brew your head off And your children are all bawring.
I just don't know how you do it, Gary.
- Sarah to Team America 4. - What you got, Sarah?
Everyone has covid Covid covid covid covid covid
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FUCKING BUSY I AM, HANS BRIX
Your skills are fading with age, Miss Sarandon.
You lose.
America.
Herro great to see you again Grayson Pease
the people will break out into panic and rioting all over the Earth.
Oh, good. I'm so glad you think so.
Team America, the blood of the victims of Panama is on your hands.
Hell, you're the perfect weapon, Gary.
We'll never pay that bill.
ok ok! jeez! after all skokercamp. where you'll get stickles on your westtidpdotissoxinxaskles!
Bring it down! Bring it all down!
You berieve in true rove and happy endings
Hey terrorists! Terrorize this!
Freedom isn't free.
SO THIS IS THE END OF 2021 AND EVERYONE IS DEAD FROM COVID
My acting?
You had me at dicks fuck assholes.
Oh, no? I've got Arec Barrwin.
Surprise, cockfags!
it would be 9/11 times 15!
- Alec, we have a problem. - Team America escaped.
On screen.
- Gary, how did you manage this? - Spottswoode helped me.
That's supposed to be Carson's replacement, a fucking actor?
all men need rehab from balloons because they think they don’t know any better. no wonder they are balloon bandits! the hormonal stress gets them to ectective semen.
Great Job, Team. Head Back to Base For Debriefing And Cocktails.
I'm so ronery.
God damn it, Gary
Yes, let's get Gary valmorphanized so he can use his acting.
it would be 9/11 times 100.
But it all went wrong And now I must decree.
And I miss you.
You had me at Never read a book
And every single minute of every single day,
God damn it, Gary! They’re just a bunch of pansies!
Now hold on team, Gary has already proven to me that he is 100% committed to the team.
Wait. Hold on.
Just a little bit more Than I miss you.
- One more time. - Inevitabre!
Look, I wanna make things right.
There's a hero inside of all of us
Percepisco porchiddii
That's all I ever am. Like a brother. It isn't fair.
Let's go police the world.
I'm clearing your minds of all anxiety.
Now we've got to get Lisa and stop Kim Jong II.
I need this, I need love I need you
BUT DICKS ALSO SLAP ASSHOLES
If anyone tries to get in our way, we'll show them just how tough
Baka
Yes Gary, yes
Yes, Arec Barrwin. Too bad there won't be a world reft.
We gotta split up.
Clan conversations have me like... Why is Everyone So Fucking Stupid
Sorry, babe. Looks like this was a one-way ticket.
He's a man so dedicated that he will get down on his knees
Bring her upstairs.
Why can't they ever do this the easy way?
Get out of the street, you fucking bum!