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Goodbye, Team America.
Go get them, cowboy.
Great job team! Head back to base for debriefing and cocktails
I repeat, we have no I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.
You'll kill them all.
that when you put another man's cock in your mouth, you make a pact.
- America. - Fuck, yeah.
Hurry Gary!
everyone has covid
Don't you see this is just what the terrorists want us to do?
So this terrorist is shooting at us from the back of his jeep, and he...
- America. - Fuck, yeah.
I am an alien cocksucker Show me your cheese
I'm Spanish. My wife is Spanish
Now suck my cock Vincent
Come on, Gary, act. You have the power.
Last week in Paris, we caught four terrorists
to get to those blueberries.
The valmoriphication completely worked.
Radies and gentlemen.
The gorillas beat him to death before the zookeepers could gas them all.
Everyone has Autism!
who's filling in for tracy dixie? hayden balloonton.
End of Rescue
Coming again to save The motherfucking day, yeah.
Gary has already proven to me
Oh, thank you. I don't believe we've met, Mr...?
Gedda and Tink on Discord
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I'm ronery.
It will be years before the terrorists have the resources to attack again.
Ottawa Police talks To Occupiers
Mr Sheen, Mr Robbins. Someone has broken into the main hall.
Shit, they got by me.
Or else what?
Rook how much they rove my show. The entire audience is so captivated.
Apple has once again pissed off the entire world
Even the night club needs a montage
One of the terrorists is trying to tell us something.
There's no one Just me onry.
- All right, Gary! - Told you he was top-gun.
You had me at never read a book
But you are worthress, Arec Barrwin You are worthress, Arec Barrwin.
Don't mind Chris. He may be lacking courtesy,
If there's still a world left when this is all over,
I promise. I will never die.
Well, then let's go show the bad guys the police are back in force.
You failed in every way And now my stock in you has farren.
He says perhaps his translator did not make it clear to you.
Mr II, I was supposed to be allowed to inspect your palace today,
Well, fuck you. You want inspection?
I'll make sure nobody's watching.
Now suck my cock, Vinny!
- Rock 'n' roll. - Fuck, yeah.
Lisa, you're the most amazing person I've ever met.
- We're guards? We're guards. - We're guards.
because you thought I wanted you to perform oral sex on me.
I will never die.
Die! Infidels!
Gary, this is Joe, all-star quarterback from the University of Nebraska.
Only a woman Can brighten up my day.
SO THIS IS THE END OF 2021 AND EVERYONE IS DEAD FROM COVID
My God, that's... I don't even know what that is.
And we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are
Do something, Arec Barrwin!
I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees
Fair Shitty
- Spottswoode! - Yes, I'm here, Joe.
- something you don't understand! - There has to be another way.
Everyone has AIDS.
the world can become a better place
I'm completely lost. I've hit rock bottom.
Has you break ma bars here huhs you break ma bars
Scooby-Doo
Now hold on team, Gary has already proven to me that he is 100% committed to the team. He proved it last night by sucking my cock.
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That's all spying is, acting. And they say you're the best.
I'm ronery.
The corporations sit there, In their corporation buildings, and, and, and, see, they're all corporation-y... and they make money.
I need you like Ben Affleck Needs acting school.
george stop being a lottohahttotoe! sorry faye.
And I miss you
Gary, this is Lisa. She specializes in how the terrorists think.
I treasure your friendship
Stop that man.
And we will write you a letter telling you how angry we are.
I am not. The others tied me up
JACQUELYN!!!! I TREASURE YOUR FREINDSHIPPPP!!!!
Why is everyone so fucking stupid?
chipboard would work on the waterslides to make them go faster. yes the chipping would work as a fulcrum.
Wow, good going, FAG
You see, the corporations finance Team America.
It's okay, Sarah. I treasure your friendship.
You don't use the WMDs until you see the signal.
Only question I have from this past week....
Team, you've got to hurry.
But coleman don't look like a dick or asshole
- I know you did, son. - I still say this is a fucking mistake.
I cannot berieve that I actually have a Chechnyan standing here
- Spottswoode. - Johnston?
In the words of director tom...
It's what they would want me to do, Gary.
I can't help it. This just feels so right,
I have intercepted communications that he is planning
When someone says You speak to quietly
They have been taken prisoner by Kim Jong II in North Korea.
merica, Fuck yeah!
Is Pearl Harbor sucked.
Now, take your weapons of mass destruction
SARAH. BUT YOU KNEW I LIKED GARY.
You slept with Gary?
Bring in the submarines.
Good.
yarn
I feel a little bit like dying
What I want to say on my out of office message: What I actually say: thanks for your email, due to high volumes from Covid-19...
Yeah, no, I know. It's terrible, terrible.
So rong, earthrings!