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Dog eats dog, as everyone attacks everyone
Now suck my cock Vinny
He asks what part of the deal you did not understand.
In gym
Jesus titty-fucking Christ.
You? You’re a butt fucking quitter
Matt Damon
are gathered here in soridarity to cerebrate peace.
- Very bad I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. - I'm sorry.
- I didn't plan on it happening, Sarah. - Save it, Lisa.
who truly understands global politics.
who is bringing all the world leaders together
Hey, Sarah, do you mind if I dance with you?
Pull yourself together, Gary. We need you now more than ever.
That doesn't matter. If you want to help people,
If you did that, I would make love to you right now.
No, I think I'd rather team up with you, Joe.
It costs folks like you and me.
Gary, you must use your acting
I'm sorry I'm not the man you think I am.
I TREASURE YOUR FRIENDSHIP!!!
I know. And so are the triggers to WMDs poised all around the globe.
I'm afraid it could be 9/11 times 1,000.
Uh..uh…Russians hacked the election..uh racist..uh!
So ronery and sadry arone.
With nobody to guide them,
- Please, just let me help. - You've done enough.
Every floor walk
In gym class
I was doing some acting, walking on the railing of the gorilla exhibit.
As actors, it is our responsibility to read the newspapers
Cairo. That's in Egypt.
I'm gonna fucking kill you!
You in the robes. Put down the weapon of mass destruction
Exactly right, Joe.
Gedda and Tink on Discord
NO!
Just kidding.
Do you remember that?
Joe has feelings for you?
Now hold on team, Gary has already proven to me that he is 100% committed to the team.
Congratulations, Gary. You've done an amazing thing.
We take weapons later.
Motherfucker.
- Jesus, you mean... - Yes.
Happy world aids day!
I need you like Ben Affleck Needs acting school.
Lisa World Police
Get him off! Get this thing off of me! Gary!
forgetting that he had blueberries in his front pocket.
That was the greatest transparency I've ever seen
You're breaking my balls here
Coming again to save The motherfucking day, yeah.
I'm sorry.
EVERYONE HAS AIDS!
You're going to fool everyone, Jonesy
That is the Charter way
And once he's on the inside, cover his back.
Terrorists, your game is through.
Jesus titty fucking
Yes, 91,100.
So... So, what, you're just gonna shut down?
Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way.
The actors are calling for an emergency meeting.
- What's your problem with me? - Yeah, you wanna go?
And so
We stopped the terrorists.
Let me explain to you how this works.
assholes who just wanna shit on everything.
Exactly right, anaL.
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Your acting was reckless and it put us all in danger.
Somebody has to stop this!
Chagrin Falls
Gary, you can't blame yourself for what gorillas did.
Sir, I am intercepting communications about the terrorists' identities.
I like you. You have balls.
That is the F.A.G. way.
Top-gun actor.
Fuck you. I’m an Asian nigga.
And if you don't throw in your buck-o-five, who will?
So ronery.
I TREASURE YOUR FRIENDSHIP
FRESHA ISN'T FREE IT COSTS A HEFTY FUCKING FEE
Smartass motherfucker.
EVE!!! I Treasure our friendship
Attention. Attention, everyone.
Because my acting saved the entire world.
Jean Francois?
Drop your weapons.
You see? No Prince Charming rode in on a white stallion to save the day.
If you were asked to give up your dreams for freedom?
Remember, there is no I in Team America.
Hans, Hans, Hans. We've been through this a dozen times.
Look out, it's Ethan Hawke and Janeane Garofalo.
Do you have any idea how fucking busy I am?
Everyone has COVID.
Welcome to Team Base.
- I'm through with this. - Gary, you can't go.
Your garbage needs some hauring And you're worthress, Arec Barrwin.
I repeat we have no intelligence
When I was a kid, I always looked up to my older brother, Tommy.
Now suck my COCK Tracy !
By following the rules of the Film Actors Guild,
Merrick Garland
But you're still the only hope to stop these newer terrorists.
I've had to live with that
Cowboys Kicker
And then Team America goes out, and the corporations sit there in their...
What?
Alec Baldwin is head of the Film Actors Guild.
God damn it Gary Aka big time
- We're doing this without you! - Now, hold on, team.
Iran Eat shit
Chris, come in.
we should all drive hybrid cars.
with a double major in theater and world languages.
Kill her.
GOD DAMN IT, GARY
Our base was attacked by a giant socialist weasel.