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Do you know that I saw you perform Dracula in Poughkeepsie in 1938?
Well, raising money's tough.
And action!
Hey! Cops!
- Well, goodbye. - Good night, Ed. Keep in touch.
Well, I think you're quite handsome.
And then I went out with the Wolf Man. Ugh! What an evening.
Eddie, take a bow!
Keep Sunday open, the producers want us to get baptized. Okay.
and he's the happiest human being in the world.
Eddie!
I thought you were gonna make a sex change film!
Well, of course I made it.
- Wow! - This place...
I love those shows.
- I don't think that's such a good idea. - It's a wonderful idea.
You need a new real estate agent.
Yes. Exactly.
Who?
When those girls kick in
I have no home.
I heard it was in the will, it was how he wanted to be remembered.
- Hey! Hey! - One more picture, sir?
- That is not true! - He's so great, you hire him.
and when you rub that swatch of angora, it makes you refuse.
In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost.
They never know who's a windbag and who's got the goods.
Oh, yes, they do. Two people.
All right. Great!
I predict men will have colonized Mars.
Tits
- The ghoul's wife? - Yes.
I woulda bet a million bucks that Ed wouldn't finish this picture.
Bela!
Well, I do have another project.
Morphine.
- Print it. Let's move on. - Don't you wanna do another take, Ed?
Wearing their clothes makes me feel closer to them.
Gimme the gun.
a quack.
- Why, I thought he was dead. - No, he's very much alive.
I envied him. Hell, I envied you, too.
Dracula, The Black Cat, The Raven.
- Do you want me to get it for you? - No.
And then Dr. Vornoff falls into the pit
If you give me the gun
No, I think my film is perfect for you.
I have proven that I am all right!
Um...
The other sixty thousand you said you'd give to me.
I don't think he's a schmuck.
Living like an animal.
and then after it's a hit,
But I don't want anybody else to resent that, okay? Please?
Money in the bank.
I even waited outside to get your autograph, but you never came out.
No.
Eddie,
No, not at all. I love women.
I tell ya, I wasn't scared of being killed, but I was terrified of getting wounded
But I kinda like the dark gray one.
Wait!
- Hello. - Vampira? Ed Wood here.
The doctor says you're all better, you can go home now.
You produce a film in a commercially-proven genre
I like it. I like it.
I like the ones with love stories.
I tell you what, Mr. Ward. Why don't you leave your film cans with me.
Nobody in town has seen this picture,
Is there anything I can get for you? Water or a blanket?
Plan 9 deals with the resurrection of the dead.
What about this title? My poster says, I Changed My Sex.
- What plan will you follow now? - Plan 9.
Yes, I got the Baptist Church of Beverly Hills to put up the cash.
- I'm sorry, Eddie. - Everything will be okay.
Certainly.
The grief of his wife's death
Why are you the most qualified director for the Christine Jorgensen story?
- Eddie? - Huh?
Do you accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior?
The story opens on these mysterious explosions.
It'll be wonderful! We'll be at peace!
- You mean a Tesla coil? - Fine. Whatever. Hop to it!
Wood Productions.
Uh, Mr. Lugosi, could I have your autograph, please?
The other one.
I had my comic books and pulp magazines.
What, by putting it in a fucking script for everyone to see?
Thank you.
No. I never drink wine.
just like one of those Mad Scientist movies.
Let me look at this. Okay.
I don't fully understand
- You will obey! - Uhhhh!
Honey!
Like that last Francis the Mule picture. It got terrible notices.
With a Demerol chaser.
- The director of Glen Or Glenda? - How'd you know?
I am terribly sorry to bother you while you're shooting
Better.
Say, what are you, an angora wholesaler?
unemployment.
Fine! Shoot whatever baloney you want.
It's the damn money men.
I didn't feel well.
Are we good friends, or is she just a casual acquaintance?
How about when the policemen arrived in daylight, but now it's suddenly night?