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I need someone with experience
future events such as these will affect you in the future.
That was a good show.
Dentures. Lost my pearlies in the war.
Bela,
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of the recent dead.
Yeah, well, Orson Welles didn't wear angora sweaters, did he?
Some places got a Murphy bed, this place got a Murphy shower.
A bum is what he is. I told you we should've got Karloff!
That's right. Don't take it too seriously. We're all doing great work.
I can't get it up. It's stuck.
Can your heart stand the shocking facts
That's incredible, that's the first picture I ever saw.
- You can park in the reserved section. - Thanks very much.
Great. All right, gang, here's the scene.
We don’t have a permit ? Run!
Oh, don't be silly. Let Harry finish.
I predict that future men will have two butts
Glen Or Glenda? Now, that was a hell of a picture.
I'm on your side.
Uh, Mr. Wood, you have bounced your third and final rent check.
There is no such thing as bad press, Eddie.
- Janet Lawton. - Yes.
Don't blame me!
He has no hair.
we'll reset and bring in the lab equipment.
People believe my folderol because I wear a black tuxedo.
- Is there a script? - Fuck no. But, there's a poster.
And my associates and I will take a look at your little opus
Greetings! I am the Count!
Dont get goofy on me
How do you do? I'm here to see Mr. Feldman.
of Edward D. Wood, Jr.?
This is very interesting.
twenty years ago I was banned from my homeland.
Lights!
Relax.
Screen Classics? No, I don't know them.
Bela? What happened?
All right, I'm coming. I'll feed you, my darlings.
Bela Lugosi? Lugosi's all washed-up. What else you got?
My stockbroker must've transferred the wrong account.
- Try to be a cut above. Go get 'em. - Okay. Right.
My associates and I,
Fuck you! You come out here!
Wrong. I'm getting my first series of hormone injections.
Let's go down and find out whose grave it is.
a race of atomic supermen
We are giving you all the evidence
Wait a minute.
My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out.
sort of.
I thought this was a group effort.
Hunted.
Excuse me one minute.
All right. And, action!
And this is lovely starlet Dolores Fuller, who will play Janet Lawton.
So, how's about Friday night?
to bring you home.
Yes, she is quite something.
They're driving me crazy!
My gosh!
And who may you be?
but they want Charlton Heston to play a Mexican.
Vampira, you will come under my spell.
Straight up, or on the rocks?
I got to thinkin' about all the sacrifices you've made and I...
Well,
Isn't he dead?
Isn't it wonderful? Bela lives.
And action!
And cut! That was perfect.
long hair, make-up, clothing, the actual contours of a girl.
the studio offered me Frankenstein, but I turned it down.
without whom we wouldn't be here tonight.
Get your heads down!
Aren't you scared, little boy?
One of them stole my wallet!
I can't afford a star, so what are we even talkin' about?
- Hey, Vampira, how 'bout a little love! - Fuck off!
but they didn't get to touch a frame.
Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform.
Well, there are not a lot of fellas I'd do it for.
- The octopus has to live in the lake. - This is kind of a stream.
Ooh, those eyes. He gives me the willies.
After all these years, the press is finally interested again in Bela Lugosi.
I haven't worked in four years.
From outer space. It's science fiction. Very big with the kids.
- Tits. - No, better than that. A star.
I mean, you're just as great as you ever were.
Fuck you!
Print it. Let's move immediately to scene 52.
Well, go knock 'em dead.
Don't scratch the tentacles.
Praise the Lord, brother.
I mean, I can't see the difference, I'm color blind.
Glen.
Why don't you have a nice nap and we'll shoot around you for a little while.
Probably file it away and never see it again.
But we're more efficient, so we could bring it in at about 70 grand.
Action.
She's standing right over there.
Eddie.
Who's been helping you type your scripts and do all your grunt work?
which previously honored me as a genius.
Maybe it was just fatigue or maybe it's the indignities of war.