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From me to you
The balls on that fuchsia fuck!
-Are you serious? -Yeah...
The presenter will be a young orphan with mild asthma. can you attend?
God help us.
It's a ROCKET SHIP!!
-No need to panic -He didn't change it.
sometimes old doesn't happen.
Even a guy who's squeaky clean falls into the mud.
...stokes is sitting with his thumb up his ass.
well, Nora wells, Miss v.P. of Development...
May I express that I am as shocked and outraged by this as you.
Go ahead, finish me off! I'm nothing!
Or catch me at the methadone clinic.
Hey, it's smoochy!
stokes will get an education on the pH balance of the East River.
I’m going safari motherfucker SAFARI!!!!!!
Put yourself in my capezios.
Ready to start whistling tunes for the kids.
Now lock it. Thanks.
For myself and the soon- to-be-restored methadone clinic...
I'm smoochy. I don't care about money.
How do you like that?
...was someone you could really believe in.
carl, you know what I'm talking about.
That's okay. I'll grab a cab.
Now you're talking. This is a big step, I'm proud of you.
Keep in touch.
This is for you, smoochy!
I'm ready. Give me my ax.
Cause the smack can lead to crack Yes, it can
It's not my intention to try and poke...
The one you do during silly Time?
I knew it. I knew if I waited long enough...
smoochy's fuchsia, Moochy's burgundy! Read a paper!
I laid the groundwork. He's a bank with a horn.
You? The whole, like...
Someone touched my ass!
otherwise, he might need a little coaching.
-Rock bottom is a college education. -Ready for the really good news?
I say to him, show me the warehouse.
can you spare 60 seconds for a smiley old face from your past?
-can you give him a little floor space? -Floor space?
Thanks. Bye.
Give me that gun!
I'll come sunday.
Sweetened with juice For an energy boost
That'd be great. see you then.
You've made a lot of children happy.
It's a rocket ship to fly us to Jungle Land! Here we go!
I got a job to do.
Friends come in all sizes
...owns and controls every inch of smoochy the Rhino.
I'm here to educate.
-Not half. AII. -All the profits!
Where every day is a happy day Well, Smoochy's here to show the way
About you, and how you're a phony like all the rest.
I'm still in shock.
IT'S SMALL BUT IT'S FIERCE!
Make it happen.
I can't sit and watch that one-horn carpetbagger get my time slot.
Where the sun always shines And the animals play
You've shown me a world that I never thought could exist.
This is for spinner.
I've gotta kill him!
That's the solution.
Passionate, yet tender. old-fashioned, yet experimental.
You want your booger-eater on my show?
I howl! That's right.
-He's the reason I created smoochy! -I don't believe this!
Don't worry, little ones. Rainbow Randolph will return.
Thanks a lot, fellas. Ladies, yeah.
say hello to the boys and girls out there.
-very nice. -I've been shot!
It's such a fresh change from that dreadful embezzler, Rainbow Randy.
How thoughtful of me.
...boys and girls, here's Smoochy!
It was a mistake. I wish I could turn back time.
There's only one way out of this, partner.
why would stokes replace smoochy with a smack addict?
-what was his name? -Randolph, I think.
wheels are turning!
I was drunk. Don't read too much into it.
Take all that frustration inside...
It's Rainbow Randolph!
Randolph! That's the scoundrel. Probably gay too.
veto power over merchandising. corporate penthouse.
-Has Burke been here tonight? -Haven't seen him. can I help you?
Except ethics. Never a whiff of controversy. He's a harmless cornball.
He slams the door, he stomps his feet
Those are children I'm singing to out there.
-You have to go back to kindergarten?! -All you said was hit the rhino.
Follow me!
Jam it in there nice and tight.
-Go out there and hook a horn! -Thanks!