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There's a guy who did not die in vain. He died for peace.
- Hmm? - Well, I think I'm a little nervous.
Fucking shark steak.
No... No.
I can only assume, Senator, that you will...
- I need to know I can count on you. - Of course you can.
First let me state...
- Governor, thank you for joining us. - Thank you, Bert.
They couldn't save the Alamo, either, but everyone who died there's a hero.
Sir.
And that's when the sorority kicked in.
Three, I guess.
Have you ever heard of Isaac Lamm?
Let me go on record as saying...
- Hello, Shelly. - Newman.
That was as rough as it comes. Never seen anybody look so defeated.
in an affair with your husband?
- Unnamed sources close to the investigation. - I see.
It's bullshit!
Mr. President.
of a woman to choose, you are supporting...
and you're gonna look up at my painting...
Two hours, gentlemen.
- She's something, isn't she? - I don't really know her.
Any ideas you'd die for, Governor?
Yeah, Hartford, it was a tough one.
Jack, there. I understand that you two have never met.
Are you suggesting Mrs. Hanson may not be your first choice for vice president?
Rumor has it that the House has advise and consent on this one.
If John Q. Public could see the money that the knuckleheads that run this country...
Order. Order.
It is now up to us to light the spark...
especially when we have at our disposal Governor Hathaway.
I have served this nation without regard for personal income for over ten years.
Welcome. Good afternoon. Please.
Yes, sir. You got him a leather-bound Don Quixote.
- This administration needs a smooth confirmation. - You let it happen.
Will you excuse us?
I don't believe we ever saw each other again after that.
will not have an effect on this committee...
is that she is the cancer of virtuous decay.
- Um, were you to get pregnant again...
and I'd like to put my name forward.
and for the first time...
Good. Good man. Good man.
What the hell was it that Reynolds called you the other day?
Well, is there any truth whatsoever to the story?
for religion and those practicing it...
that does not necessarily, Mr. Webster, make her a liar.
It's one thing to break ranks and vote against my candidate...
Mm-hmm. Yes, I have one six-year-old boy, Timothy.
There is no monitor for her. She'll hear Pete in the earpiece.
- Spicy or mild? - Spicy.
- You'll talk about legitimate issues of concern. - Right.
She asked me to go along with her. It was gonna be her treat.
Imagine how much harder he would've made it for them.
pointed a finger your way...
Why are you showing me this?
I'm gonna call a press conference tomorrow, read that letter...
- How you doing? - I'm okay.
Yeah. Save me some.
Will that be the argument the senator offers up before the committee?
I think the president still likes Jack Hathaway, Congressman.
Issues? What kind of fucking campaigns are they running in Virginia?
- I left you 32 messages. - Well, leave me a 33rd.
- It's okay, guys. Busted. - POTUS is secure.
that Laine Hanson is your first choice for the vice presidency.
I was the daughter of the governor, for chrissake.
We are proud to welcome our friend and colleague, Laine Hanson.
and you were to have a child during your term.
You want an oatmeal cookie?
- it doesn't mean she can't be as ruthless as the rest of us. - Governor?
- Did my girl offer you coffee or something to drink? - Oh, yes, she did.
It seems to me, Mr. Chairman, all you can claim about me... claim, is that I had sex...
Un, no. I don't have a monitor, so I can't see him.
When you guys go before the Antitrust Committee, don't you want Hank on your side?
And I cannot and shall not vote for a candidate simply because she's a woman.
#MAGA #WALKAWAY
Well, I think we're all agreed...
We're trying to make this go as smoothly as it possibly can.
It's very accurate, and those photos are accurate too.
- They've been waiting for you for about ten minutes. - Okay. Hey.
You okay, sir?
Well, when your president asks you to jump...
They're not gonna care about your years of service or what you've done for education.
To kill a baby as it grows in the womb.
She offered to take her sorority sister to Vegas, her treat.
Governor Hathaway!
He'll be trying to figure out why I got him that forever.
I didn't hear about this.
Well, it's not necessary to make the accusation.
Mr. President, Jerry's here.
that you leaked all that horrible material about Laine on the Internet.
Greatness only emerges when we need it most...
that should not see the light of day.
I stand for making the selling of cigarettes to our youth a federal offense.
I don't care who you fucked...
He was also the first one to name names, first to cooperate with the government.