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Here. Turns out, it's the perk of the century.
That probably explains why we didn't catch anything.
that just turns a girl... to blush.
On the night of the elections, I was at home.
Yeah. Thanks, champ.
Just about every aspect of your life will be uncovered.
Shelly, you needn't worry about us exposing the fact...
Yes. Um...
- Mr. President, if I may? - Yes, please.
- Glenda? - Yes, sir?
Mr. Runyon, 20 years ago your wife Maggie had an abortion.
For the record, would you state your name and address?
Perhaps Lainey will shock the world...
If this body will indulge me, I have before me...
Let her deny just that part of the story.
Um, my doorbell rang.
Oh, good. Good gift. Metaphorical gift.
it's hard not to jump, that's for sure.
and you do it full well with the knowledge...
- I'll think about it. - No, I think it's fine.
how such sexual impropriety can ruin their lives.
and I cannot accept Senator Hanson's withdrawal.
Otto, could you whip up some Kung Pao chicken, but with walnuts?
- I served, you know, not in Vietnam but Desert Storm. - Right. The Bronze Star.
I did blow a roll of quarters.
You're quite sure? Madam Senator, you understand that, uh, you are under oath.
were prosecuted for adultery or were not permitted...
Right. Right.
The senator just swore an oath to an entity she does not believe in.
No, no, no. I don't know anything.
- I believe this is the first one of these affairs for you, right? - Yes.
she was just sort of clasping that person's hand.
Show them why Laine Hanson is my nominee with your closing statement.
Wheeling was in for five terms before we let him in.
Hey Jussie, you should have seen this movie
In the Nichols Report piece...
He was always good for a few hundred bucks.
I don't mind confessing, I am at a total fucking loss.
- What's that? - Sir?
So who's the second choice?
What's your average?
This is an ideological rape of all women.
Because despite it all, you've got some odd sense of fair play.
That you're opposed to my confirmation...
The mere fact that she was a Republican means that she can't be too far to the left.
I sponsored the Hanson-Fineman Bill which readjusted the War Powers Act...
We called that Life in the Sex Laine.
And like any other sorority, they have an initiation, a rush.
A husband following around behind his wife is perceived as a puppeteer.
but I not only served on the Foreign Relations Committee...
- Ah, Mr. Webster. - Mr. President.
- Great. Hello, Jack. - Kermit.
is just tickled that anything he wants to eat he can get in a moment's notice.
- Take a seat. - Congressman, the president asked us to come down here.
If she wanted to continue her fight for confirmation...
- Pure Audie Murphy. - Thank you, sir. I only wish...
It pretty much says that nothing happened that night.
Let's make this confirmation fast and furious.
The truth is that while we have not put a seal on the concept of having another child...
Off to the races!
I'm suggesting that Laine Hanson has stricken our party with policies and attitudes...
- Go see if Dad's found his bathing suit yet. - Gimme a hug.
Al.
Are you asking me to step down, sir?
Mr. Chairman, I have nothing to...
As a Republican, did you ever...
quite certain about the future.
Mr. Chairman, are you calling me...
So, how are... Will and the boy?
Would you put Thatcher in that category?
expedition and dignity.
If we can put a man on the moon, then why can't we put all men on the moon?
You're the future of the Democratic Party...
It cost me my reelection, kept me out of politics forever.
We had them on the frat house bulletin board for months.
She saw her fucking holding hands, interlocked fingers with this gal...
Thank you.
So they send me into this room.
- Isaac Lamm? No. - He was the first one to come before HUAC...
that you're setting standards of morality for their children.
Especially their girls.
to... to butcher a defenseless human being simply...
I envy you.
The Banana Splits Movie in a nutshell Bingo: Oh, indeed, the ax? >:(
It was set up. S.O.P.
- What about this Webster, sir? - Ah, one second. Anybody here hungry?
and I say...
we just ended up in different company.
After this, everything will be on our side.
- It was your husband then? - Yes.
And if it's not relevant for a man, it's not relevant for a woman.
and, uh, I think she'll do a real good job.
I'm not talking about pulling her. I'm just saying it's bullshit.
If Peter's gonna be able to see her, she has to be able to see him.
I think I have some self-righteous indignation coming my way.
I'll call back Joe Glynn at the Times.
Are you accusing the committee of sexual McCarthyism?
looking for stuff that the Feds wouldn't even touch.
I had to accompany the senator to the Gridiron Lunch.
- hazelnut pudding for dessert. - No problem, sir.
- This isn't happening to me. - You can go.
right into her death.
Why not keep in his good graces?
by pulling out her brilliance...
for her activities in college.
Okay, I would now like to...
even if that rank is commander in chief.
He must've voted against me 70 percent of the time.
Well, it is our fucking business!
- and to the left? - Uh-huh.
I am, sir.
It is simply beneath my dignity.
There's one reality here, Governor.
and she knew that she'd been fucking him.