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From Mr. Webster.
- Try the steak. Ask Hugo to burn it on the outside. - No, thank you.
- Laine. - Shelly.
When I asked for you last week, they said you were in Vegas.
Down here, down here, down here!
So like I said, I just want to cross a couple of T's, little stuff.
So... let me be absolutely clear.
- We're gonna get back into this? - We will. We will.
I do not believe that it is the right of our citizens...
- No, I'll be fine. - Yes, sir.
We all have to understand, we're going to obliterate her life...
- I thought he had the D.A.R. Dinner that night. - We have a five-hour window.
I felt that the Republican party had shifted from the ideals that I cherished through my youth.
I'd so want you in my poker game.
No, no, no, no.
Nobody's saying it was your fault, but you failed.
Last time I shared one of these, it was with the president of Russia.
It's dark and dim. There are these two guys.
Jesus!
I'll introduce him in five... thousand...
So, let me make one thing clear.
- I'm sorry. - It's a bad beat.
No, what I, um, do detest is your selfishness.
but if we're forced to take the voters out of the equation...
- No, she does. - You look beautiful, Senator.
Who is footing the not-too-unimpressive bill of Mr. Makerowitz.
- that show, um... Access... - Confidential?
No, no, in the crabbing area.
Speaking of which, Mr. Webster, it turns out you're a Democrat.
That's what she said.
That isn't the reality, is it? She died. In the end, that's the reality.
Well, it's, uh... It's, um...
I'd have to say Sadat. Talk about standing up to political and popular pressure.
and she has inspired me to act alike...
So, have you guys been down here before?
I don't understand this, Kermit.
I can't put you up.
Remember what I told you about moving your grip down...
Sometimes it comes in the form of sacrifice. That's the loneliest form.
- It's not, that's true. - If Ray Spies interviewed me...
Of course, the president addressing a joint session of Congress...
Oh, man. Mr. Runyon, prefer I take you around back?
She runs the sorority, and she gives it to me straight:
And then she had this look of helplessness.
Would you cede your duties to your vice president and for how long?
Oh, yes. All the pundits are in a guessing feeding frenzy.
Now, Truman, he was a poker player.
the House Un-American Activities Committee.
in times of war or calamity.
What exactly are you trying to find out? Campaign irregularities, bribes?
Really? Wow. Well, um, let's get on that.
Such pettiness and such greatness are rarely found in one person.
We're both sticking to our guns.
I guess he ran his campaign like he played poker.
Senator Laine Billings Hanson of Ohio is that person.
I'll die before Shelly Runyon checkmates me.
What I can ask for is the promise of greatness.
pretty heroic, what you tried.
He's a visionary, a bona fide hero.
- It'll make me feel cheap. - Let the big talk begin.
It's the president. He wants to talk to you.
Congressman! Congressman! Mr. Runyon.
We have to go after her. We have to make her wade in her own blood.
No, not my personal life. It's just nobody's business.
- I do. - Please be seated.
Hell, they've gotta investigate.
She was your best friend.
May I introduce tonight's honoree, Miss Barr?
Her nomination itself is the cancer of affirmative action.
because we must stomp out genocide on this planet...
So Hathaway, he's out? That's solid?
- Isn't that the FBI's responsibility? - Yes, it is.
Thank you.
All right, thank you.
regarding the separation of church and state.
the House has taken on that responsibility.
You wanna speak to him?
- This is your ticket to wherever history is gonna take you. - Yes.
They want to send you into this administration as a virus.
- No witnesses? - Pure urban legend.
Shh. Quiet.
And sometimes in this process...
No, it's not gonna be that easy for you, and it's not gonna be that easy for them.
Little boys, midgets, that sort of thing.
Hank's a hothead, and he took that as a threat.
WHO DOESN'T WANT A SHORTCUT TO GREATNESS #MAGA #WWG1WGA
pointed a finger your way...
- Larry, how are you? - I'm fine. Thanks for calling.
If I have any more caffeine, I'll be voting for the flat tax.
I will not be deterred by hate.
She has asked me to allow her to step aside.
Fred. We respect you.
Me? No, I haven't.
Mm-hmm.
I can't really pinpoint them.
as that of an idea whose time has come.
He has obviously infiltrated your show.
Senator Hanson, do you recognize Mr. Poullet?
We have to gut the bitch in the belly.
Laine was my friend. My good, good friend.
We have done good.
- Some swan song for the old man, huh? - It's fuckin' awful.
I have seven from your side who are giving her the ax.
to allow the executive to respond to state-sponsored terrorism...
I will not respond to this article.
- The former Egyptian president. - Right.
- Keep it that way. - Yes, sir.
- I tried to save her. Kennedy ran away, remember? - You failed.
See, Daphne? This is how you get to the top.
You know your rights, right, Jack? You don't have to humiliate him.
I don't feel reconciled about it yet.
but that's her, man.
- Congressman Webster. - Honor, madam.
Jack Hathaway, there's a good man... for a Democrat.
Bleeding is so swift and severe, it wouldn't matter if Jesus put His healing hand on the wound...