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That leaves us with Malloy or Hanson.
off a bridge and abandoned the whore you were fucking to die.
Stab a man in the navel, and that's all she wrote.
I take it you have a predisposition.
That's her casino account balance.
Well, I had just turned 18 when I got to college...
So no one like, maybe, the National Enquirer...
And, Mr. Chairman, I stand for the separation of church and state...
You're gonna take it up the ass. Want to bend over and make their job a little easier?
Yes, sir.
- I'm late, Mr. Webster. - I understand a chair's opened up in the committee...
Have you seen this?
- Go ahead. Try this. It's wonderful. - No.
especially after what happened on the Apachaway.
I'm gonna choose to be amused by your naiveté, give you the benefit of the doubt.
Emory used to be in the Thursday night game.
My address is...
Laine Hanson has an extra burden.
It's pretty easy getting over things when you win.
They didn't send it to me. They sent it to the committee.
- Three, two, one. - This is it.
Look, I don't mind she's a woman...
Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Sheldon B. Runyon from the great state of Illinois.
- Just a little something. - Okay, okay.
Abortion isn't a constitutional issue.
I just happen to be in charge of all the correspondence.
Clausewitz said that war is the natural extension of politics.
He was with her all the time.
Not a husband? Boyfriend?
Who the fuck cares?
The country needs a competent vice president
It was like she was being buried alive.
Oh, sorry. Where are my manners? You guys want anything?
and the future is uncertain...
He had papers for me.
in what my good friend Laine Hanson calls the chapel of democracy.
Mrs. Hanson, you still have not taken a stand on the accuracy of this report.
- No, thanks. - No, sir, I'm not. Thanks.
When she came out, she was covered in cum. It was awful.
No!
you will question even yourselves.
- It's perfect. - Maybe I was too rough on Shelly in Hartford.
- Lifesaver? - No, thanks.
You did more than most men would.
- You remember my husband. - Will Hanson. The McMahon campaign.
I work for a pretty powerful guy.
Yes! No... A car...
- Why not? - You've already gone over it. It's done, ancient history.
In her defense, she was drunk.
your selection would be Governor Hathaway.
of the Judiciary to interview you and advise and consent to your nomination.
and I will also do so privately when she allows me to do so.
He'd like to let you know he'd appreciate your support in the senator's confirmation.
I, uh...
You just look those bastards in the eye and tell them exactly that.
Tomorrow is Jacobson's birthday. Have you got something for the son of a bitch?
- Once again, Miss Lee... - I'm sorry. Yes. Yes, yes.
And that's good, that's healthy.
In this war, there will be casualties.
I have a propensity for a woman's right to choose.
Are you suggesting the senator, the nominee, had an affair with your husband?
And I see his thing, and...
- It's a courtesy. - But not a requirement.
Uh, you know what?
I'm sorry I started. You were late.
that you have promised to be truthful to this committee?
I'm talking about those of you who were patriots to your party...
I want to see the faces of those of you...
an American of devout principle...
A short while ago, you told me that you thought I might be the future of the party.
I gotta get it. It's the red line.
You know what?
who could bring...
Oh, no, I'm just thinking what I'd pay to be back in college again.
Perhaps that means... No, strike that.
I look at her and I see someone who has proven the capacity for disloyalty.
- How many hours? - Three or four.
He's made up his mind. Filling this slot may well be his swan song.
You stood so tall, defying the world, and you won.
Who can I be certain you'll confirm?
Let's dot the I's, cross the T's on this one later.
Baby, power is where power goes.
I take it in my hand...
- Mm-hmm. - How did you get it?
However, I'll once again afford the nominee an opportunity to respond.
Oh, yeah, you were... You knocked Emory Bettis out.
- No, thank you, sir. - Shelly?
Thank you, Trevor. That'll be all.
And, uh... Oh...
There you go.
to disregard any man or woman who is pro-life from serving on the High Court.
Strike that. Laine Billings involved in this, uh...
Jesus Christ! What the... Governor! Governor!
But see, it really wasn't any of your business either, and it still isn't.
- Sorry to barge in on you. - No, no, no, no. I'm just watching your girl.
The House will put together its bipartisan subcommittee...
Just that we should expect to be reading of your opposition.
- How do I look? - Your tie's a little crooked.
- American Legion? Who approved that? - I don't know.
Mr. Runyon...