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I know his number-two guy, Ted Baker. We went to college together. I'll phone him.
Yeah, being the vice president is better than being the president.
Should you succeed the president or even advise the president?
- Three weeks ago? - Yeah.
With Shelly Runyon? I'm not having lunch with him.
You, sir, are gonna have to make yourself scarce.
Well, as you know, I withdrew my name from consideration.
What...
I couldn't...
love is an involuntary reflex, and I fell victim to it.
I gave up my career trying to strike that nonsense out of the public school system.
Excuse me a minute.
- I have to read him his rights. - Fred, the governor, he knows his rights.
Right! Well, who the hell knows?
because, with this horrible filth...
Divorce. Right. I've read your divorce papers.
Watch your step, Senator.
Don't tell me we're gettin' sandbagged!
I'm not going for a low blow. It's not my way.
I dare not assume that I have the objective wisdom to make that determination. Thank you.
The people have given you Reagan-like approval numbers.
I wanted to ask the senator, if she could pick one person from history...
I'm telling you, there is some money spent on these stupid lunches.
I may be an atheist...
Not if I'd been able to save her.
Pace me at five to ten, okay?
the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
What kind of stick you using there?
could not live as one within her body or her soul.
And they have this girl, this woman that Runyon deposed, Patty LaVamere.
that would've made Troy Ellard, my friend, proud.
that you were a good man.
I do.
- You still believe in every vote you made? - Yes.
Well...
I wish you'd heard the speech. That line you gave me about...
I understand, Kermit, truly.
Could we put together a grilled cheese sandwich? Muenster on rye.
According to our records, you spoke to her on the 15th.
how you discovered that the nominee was involved...
Better than that. Between Jackson and Laine.
But six beers later, I'm talking a different tune...
We'll just have to make this all not worthwhile for Mr. Runyon.
You don't have to use... Look. Let's use the word alleged.
I promise you that Shelly will find some way to call you a baby killer.
You know it's important. It's the old man's swan song.
Last Chance Maybe next time
- Uh, no, I'm fine. Thank you. - You sure?
Thank you so much for your support. Thank you.
do you swear 1
Senator, you want me to sit in? Make sure the congressman's clear on everything?
We can talk for days about greatness and leadership...
you don't have.
I know it's hard to tell with her... her face in someone's crotch...
- You want half? - Uh, no, thank you.
I, I tried to pull at the door, but, uh...
I'm asking you to do what's in the best interest of the party...
They got photos! They got witnesses! They got the alleged slut...
Your leadership has raised the stakes of hate to a level...
Sir, can I just say that...
Oh, right, concern. Laine?
Damn fine one, as I understand it.
To be honest, once she finished fucking and sucking those two assholes...
That's my... That's my file on you, Senator.
This letter from Jack Bennet...
I think if I make the rounds, do the Sunday morning talk shows...
I don't fish a lot.
The Chair recognizes Mr. Webster of Delaware.
- Thank you. - Very becoming.
with my friends, uh, my brothers and I.
- I'm quite in awe of you. - Thank you.
Some de Gaulles.
When... When considering you for the vice presidency...
We're ready for him. Our position papers are first-rate.
And he zings another powerful forehand past Laver.
Good one, sir.
I, too, will wait for the FBI report before responding.
Is it safe to say that this infidelity precipitated the divorce?
I'm her husband first. I don't tolerate talk like that.
- I have a great relationship with Runyon... - Listen to me.
I'm not sure that I get the point of all this.
That's the way to go. Fuck the press. Senator Hanson does not kiss and tell.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
But in this business, with so much at stake...
K, you need to put out word that no matter what this kid does...
The president canceled his golf game with me.
She told me that she wanted my administration to end on a note...
They were men created by their times.
- Trevor? - I'm getting them, sir.
well, it looks like Runyon or somebody close to him...
I'd go for the number six, slightly right of center, sir.
Can I interrupt for one second? We're all set with America Live.
Your mommy tells me you know more about the presidents than most grown-ups.
not only bring suit against the perpetrators of...
Jerry, send the folks back in, please. I gotta finish this up.
I'm Jack Hathaway. How are you?
and decency.
Tell me about it.
Loyalty is a revered quality among vice presidents. Would you agree?
- But he withdrew his name from consideration. - Minds can be changed.
- It's gonna be okay. - Does intend to withdraw the name of Senator Laine B. Hanson...
- Mmm. Do you have a dictionary, Mr. Webster? - Yeah.
I could see her face.
The president needs a smooth confirmation.
- I thought your equipment was pretty sophisticated, but... - There's a difference...
- Business, sir. - Vegas is business?
He's describing what you did as if you should get the Medal of Honor.