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What do you say, Alex?
These goddamn foreign cars always freeze up on you.
- On, off. ANNIE: - It's like magic!
Oh, Rand.
Yes, here we go, Dollar Bill.
I've been everywhere. I'll give you $200.
Mrs. Deagle!
What are they doing?
Let me show you. I'm an inventor. I made this.
No wonder you gotta drag people in off the street.
Come on, now.
You teach it to watch wrestling???
I don't know.
Neither of us will be paid for two weeks.
Please don't bite me!
Getting close to Christmas.
I was 9 years old.
Get out of my kitchen!
Bye, Brady.
Here we go. Here we go. Come on.
You're familiar with the Bathroom Buddy?
Yeah, Mom. It's me.
Before you go, I wanted to tell you...
Shut up, will you?!
...has done with all of nature's gifts.
Do you need any help?
Thanks for walking me home.
No, no, no. Wait a minute.
Now I'm depressed.
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Weeknights, so Dorry doesn't have to pay an extra waitress.
Yeah, what's that?
It just hatched.
...can turn into a thousand ugly monsters?
I thought you might be hungry.
Singing.
He gets so sentimental about the holidays.
You try some of this now. I know you gotta be hungry.
Pupal. Pupal stage.
Good night.
This isn't just gonna start to hurt. This isn't just gonna start to hurt.
See that plow?
It's funny. The new ones aren't like Gizmo.
...to give us a little more time?
What do you think?
You work here?
...at the site of Dorry's Tavern...
this is my new pet, oh wow, whats his name, his names gizmo, hi giz, he's a mogwai. Mogwai! cute. blink your eyes, (cute gizmo sounds) can you do that? (another cute gizmo sound)
Especially around the holidays.
I would've fired you in a second.
It's not your fault. I'm working on that. I haven't finished that.
That's when I noticed the smell.
Go.
I always thought everyone was happy during the holidays, no matter what.
With Hatsune Miku comes great responsibility
I don't know.
Billy, are you okay? Where are you?
Take Giz. Go back and try and find some kind of light switch.