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Neat!
Going home?
...and you got yourself a dental mirror.
He wouldn't hurt you.
Yeah, that's swell, if you like working for nothing.
The bizarre demise of Mrs. Ruby Deagle, widow...
Why not?
That's absolutely no problem.
Are these things real?
I'll be back .
Now, let's say you're late for the big meeting.
I don't want money.
"He Slipped And Broke His Neck. He Died Instantly."
It all started here in Chinatown.
To make money.
- Little monsters. - Right.
This is gonna revolutionize traveling.
Dad wasn't home.
Absolutely not.
And if you would accept it, I'd like to...
What's that stuff he's got all over him?
- Let me drive. - No, you're drunk.
There's one other one. This is an invention of mine.
Leland, this is not okay. You do not ever flip me off, do you understand?!
Hasn't given me a day's trouble in 15 years.
Milk Duds.
THIS IS THIS IS SO SAD
I'll do the best I can.
Careful, Billy.
Attaboy.
What's down here?
Man at gas station tried to sell me.
Goddamn foreign cars.
And I have a story to tell.
Look, I know it sounds crazy. I know it does.
Peltzer's the name. Rand Peltzer.
I'm not ready yet. I'm not ready!
And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird.
Pretty neat, huh?
I thought so too.
I brought my plow in for a tune-up and found it loaded with foreign parts.
Why is that?
What's going on here?
It takes a certain kind of guy.
Don we now our gay apparel
Sure. I don't see why not. He seems to like you.
We can talk about it on the phone and kind of...
And that guy needs a certain kind of dame.
Excuse me, sir.
I can get you these.
Dave when he eats after 11:30
Where did they all go?
I'll catch the beast myself.
All right. Bye-bye.
That's $200!
I think I can spare one.
You know what?
All the DNA human blood is forbidden.
But not if you have the Bathroom Buddy.
You understand what he says when he speaks to you?
Sure. What's it for?