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First the old bat closes the factory, and now it's my goddamn plow.
Bright light!
Could you dim the lights?
I just wanted you to know that Joe got another job.
I cannot sell him at any price.
They don't run those comics anymore.
What are you talking about?
Jesus, Frank!
That you have to see her to believe it! Turn on the lights.
I am not drunk!
You listen to me, kid!
I have made an improvement.
Very generous of you.
The Futtermans.
Everything was falling apart.
wow hooded nittens
This could really be the big one.
It's the creatures!
Look, I'm a junior vice president at 23.
...their hearts beat about 600 times per minute.
One more beer, I'll help you clean up.
That's great.
Come on out. Take a bite. Let me see you.
No problem.
I'm sorry.
By the time I'm 25, I'm gonna have Mr. Corben's job.
That's strange.
Yes, honey. So am I.
...I'll get you...
It's not a good idea that you drive. Why don't you walk home?
Cover your mouth don’t breathe any gas
But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget...
Here's Mr. Bird's heart.
You're kidding.
It's no problem, Pete. Leave it up here.
Sir, I notice that you're a smoker.
No, it's a sad movie.
I don't believe it.
Because you never can tell.
You know why? Kentucky Harvester.
What happened?
I've listened to his excuses for 10 years, the loser!
No, thanks, Mr. Futterman. I'm late for work as it is.
- One, two, three... . - (CHIMP SCREAMING)
Milk Duds.
Thanks.
Come on, what is it? What's wrong?
...don't ever feed him after midnight.
Dim the lights? Does it glow in the dark?
I said it's great!
You just made it. - Again.
You always drive!
Water!
...maybe find a present for my kid.
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They're inside.
Cover Your Mouth. Don't Breathe Any Gas.
Until then, mogwai...
The Bathroom Buddy
What are these things? Where do they come from?
Dad, it's really neat.
What'll you tell him?
There's three rules you've gotta follow.
But say you hate Christmas, everybody makes you feel like you're a leper.
We should have got a Zenith!
You're familiar with the Bathroom Buddy Wait til you get a load of the Cooking Pal
You guys are really hungry.