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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
lt smells like victory.
We need to dump the fuel. Do it!
All right.
Now can l please do my job on your behalf
lt took exactly 1 7 seconds for my ex-wife,
-And your aspirin. -Thank you.
but the flight attendants wiII be going through the cabin
ln fact, that's what it's called, The Beast With Two Backs.
All right. Margaret, get everybody strapped in.
All right, so let's get down to it, Lenny.
That's what we have in common, Nurse Ratched.
one on each side.
But maybe l should bring him in...
What do you wanna teII Mom? TeII her you Iove her.
Just work with me.
For the record, l'm Ellen Block, hearing officer for this hearing.
Gear up.
Descend and maintain flight level 300.
but they won't be answered today
l see nothing but houses!
Pick it up, Pop.
Maybe he overslept.
alcoholism or drug addiction?
Thank you very much.
Once you realize all the random events in your life are God,
Yeah.
retract the gear, trim us nose down, okay?
-Look, we can get you help... -l don't need help.
Asking me questions about fucking pilot error.
l'm feeling a little lightheaded. l should have...
of lies.
So... That doesn't mean anything.
Yes, sir.
They're staking out all my houses anyway.
You're not gonna make me spend another night in Orlando.
What are we doing? Why would l trim down?
You know, with photos, interviews, there's some testimony in there.
wherein you say, "We're going to roll it.
Please be seated, sir. Sir.
-You do? -Yes, l do.
l'll be quiet and just...
You're in the perfect light there, Franny.
Hey, brother. l'm on the list.
-Flaps full. -Flaps full!
You could totally play Desdemona.
In the wake of the deadIy crash of SouthJet flight 227,
What are you doing here, Charlie?
l've had a lot of time to think about it, all of it.
A little coco puff, buddy.
This guy's a real peach.
They think because l'm close to the other side,
There is no physical proof that you were intoxicated on that plane,
We've got some rough chop, l'd say moderate to...
l know how to lie about my drinking.
Flight Attendant Margaret Thomason,
Yeah, but that's a plane that fell apart at...
that Katerina Marquez
and that any testimony you give here today
Oh, Lord Jesus, we're inverted!
Both my legs are crushed. My pelvis is snapped.
l need this, Margaret.
All right, well, l'm going to...
That's how the judge explained it to me.
Roger, 227.
As you can see,
Don't kill yourself on my account, Hugh.
for the old Cessna sitting out there in the barn.
Wait a minute, slow down.
Well, look, l don't want to disrupt your whole day.
l suspended the drink service on the plane.
Two crew, four passengers.
Slow down.
The loss of the elevator was, and l quote our report,
to highlight a key moment on board flight 227,
lf l was you,
We'd all be dead.
Report back on course.
They keep cancer treatment in the basement.
Listen, it's the NTSB's ball game.
AbsoIuteIy. However, remember, every situation is different.
"A catastrophic event from which recovery was improbable
Twenty-six minutes.
A survivor reported she was assisting a kid.
Radłowski
that articulates the horizontal stabilizer,
AIso, aII eIectronic devices must be turned off at this time.
Listen.
so we're figuring we meet here at 9:00 for breakfast in the room
Power back. Power back!
Oh, she's offended and she should be.
l couldn't find any suitcases.
Yeah? Oh, God landed that plane?
l mean, all these people who wanted to say goodbye.
Now, we walk in there like this, with this, we're done.
Brace position.
Now, Margaret, Evans and Camelia Satou,
Center, this is SouthJet 227.
God damn it.
Holy shit.
We're going to keep the patch on for a few days.
and now l sometimes wash hair in a salon.
And the only people who would have had access
between those two ugly clouds?
it was a perfectly ordinary day.
That's it, Charlie.
You know l'm in the middle of this
This is outside your condo. lt's a zoo.
Good fucking luck.
I Iove you, Trevor. You be a good boy. Mommy Ioves you.
l know.
You have a key?
they all had clean tox reports, so that only leaves you and...
You're over speeding, sir.
l know my customer.
Why? You want to come visit me? lt's luxurious.
Are you aware that our investigators found
The meds they're giving me, they're messing me up.
and a cocktail weenie?
Right. And l had two glasses of wine,
Captain.
College student. Very clean. Brett!
Margaret, l want you to hit full power.
Or you limped away.
Okay, got it.
l do. l heard the black box recordings last night.
What is it, Jesus Christ Superstar,
Yeah, this is what we call, in my profession, a "walk over."
Yeah. Sheila, she can give me a ride. This is Sheila.
Oh, l killed that.
Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.
-Take the fucking vodka with you. -Okay. All right.
A little tired. A quick turnaround for me,
Are you hinting here, I don't want to put words in your mouth,
God gives you cancer? l got no control over that.
No, sir, this is Hugh Lang,
lf you were sitting in the last six or seven rows,
Hey, stick around. lt's not a big deal.
All right, Captain Whitaker, see you in the morning.
You cannot drink in my house.
Yeah, l'm lucky. Going home tomorrow.
-Trevor. -Say, "I Iove you, Trevor."
-Speed brakes. -Speed brakes!
Thank you.
-one after the other. -l'm going to go, okay?
that is admissible in this hearing,
-How are you doing? -Not good. Not good.
Like you and me were the last people left on this planet.
I... We are inverted.
l threw them out.
-Here, just... You pay him. -What?
lnitial reports look like you pulled some kind of move up there, man.