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Did Jordan steal this one too?
No question. I'm just playin', man.
That's interesting.
Yeah.
Listen to me. I swear. Robyn?
For real. I'm straight.
And I love you, sis.
How long have you known?
Yeah, no, don't. That's weird.
I deserve this.
Just like Faith.
Jordan, I have Brian here.
Longest 15 seconds of my life.
Who will stand by me
Okay, here we go.
I was hoping that we could schedule a face-to-face meeting.
Despite how bad a mother I am?
Breaks free in the open field.
if we wanted to see booty, we had to either cop Playboy magazines
Is that what you used to say to your customers?
You let me handle this. You hear me?
Do you need some money?
Harper.
Mia and Lance, they take their Greek life seriously.
I want that back.
You should ask him.
I don't care! Make an excuse.
No. Fuck Harper! Fuck him!
Merry Christmas.
Please, fill us all in on the scintillating
Just one time, Call me daddy.
No, it's not the kids. It's air band.
Get out of this doggone suit.
It belittles both of us
I am.
Oh, don't hate. Emulate, bitches.
Listen. I don't care what happened.
All right, y'all better work.
Yeah, man.
What's that?
Yeah, you're probably right, but you know what?
Wear something nice.
What? Murch, come on, man.
Hey, hey, hey!
Notorious Heels.
Go, Lance!
We have never had this discussion before,
Hey!
Uh. Not at all.
Long shot.
You stay away from me. You stay away from my family!
Yeah, it was Murch. Murch threw up.
29, 30 viewers say otherwise.
Hey, girls, you want some hot chocolate?
No, not really, no.
Ah! Praying Mantis!
Jordan, could you hand me the phone, please?
Um...
With a half that he and his team
What the hell is she talking about? All I mess with is dimes.
I try really hard to be positive and supportive.
What? No, no. No, I'm good.
Your mom.
Daddy!
Deal with it. Damn it.
I just continue to do my best with what God gave me, that's all.
No, I think it's more like three. Anyway.
Get off of me!
Mmm-hmm. But we need to schedule a C-section.
Other than our folks, we haven't told anyone.
You guys should just concentrate on being friends again.
It's a breech baby, Doc.
Everybody needs somebody, Jordan.
So is she.
Sorry, I'm just a little pregnant.
since I first wrote Unfinished Business.
Man that bitch is crazy.
You could've called,
Stop.
Hey, stranger. Merry Christmas.
I'm scared, too.
I don't have one maternal bone in my body.
I'm sorry, honey.
Hey, um...
Said there's a bunch of baby stuff in there.
Not really.
So, about those yards, Lance.
Well, there's got to be something else you can do.
And how's that helped you?
How dilated is she?
I mean, I have to see a business plan.
Well, that's a lot easier said than done.
You got a long way to go.
Mommy's sorry.
How you doing?
You name it.
The endorsements should be rolling in.
But she is fine as hell.
Hold on to the football! Let's go!
and walk away with the rushing record.
I know it.
Lance, hurry.
What the hell?
Well, you know what they say. Every setback is a setup for a comeback.
Yes! We do.
Fall
Hey!
What did you say?
Well, sometimes it can be a little awkward between us.
But this one...
I don't know.
and you got a low sperm count.
Mother... That's four, first off.
Oh!
And which honeymoon was that?
Harper, I don't even think your loyal fans want this.
Okay. Well, then why did you let Jordan know about your "epic failure"?
Hey, Harper.
What's next for you? Broadcast booth, coaching, business venture?
She said about 10 minutes.
So, the girls are down.
You didn't know.
And now, I...
So it's good to finally meet you, Brian.
Are you okay?
Every man remembers his personal best headmaster.
And a lot of work for Mia.
God, Candace.
Why don't you hop on that broom and fly back out the window?
It's not okay.
O night
Dap it up. There we go. High-five. Pound it out.
Look. You're only as good as your last book.