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except for how the outside world treats you.
following you like a witch, or a demon that just...
You guys don't have a lot of size.
We're in this ball game now.
And it's picked off by lvory Christian.
itwould help out a little bit.
has been replaced by the sheer misery
Come here, sweetie. Let's go back over to Mama.
And I want you to put that in your hearts.
who is your brother.
Y'all want to win, put screech in.
The hype about Boobie Miles.
Yes, sir!
What's up?
That's a Mojo touchdown!
Nobody in Mojo football wants to win in a coin toss.
Hey.
They have to pass. They've no choice but to pass.
Coach Earl Miller's got a basic U.S. quarter.
I'll get that carfixed today.
Well, he shouldn't have put him in.
Little fumble.
TD Henry
This is bull, man.
It's the only fact of life.
And L.V., to you.
Billingsley.
Come on, D! Let's go!
Win, you go on. Lose, you play basketball.
Babies and memories Babies and memories
Bullshit
We were up. We were winning big,
Let's go.
Yes. Maria.
Come on, Chavo!
I'm thinking about hiring Eddie Murphy
Everybody know the shoe is Nikes.
Winchell was drilled, but he seems to be okay.
You're on the bench for a while. You don't need that helmet.
Nebraska refs
Gonna get drunk. Gonna get laid. Gonna win national. But not tonight
Time has run out in the first half.
See you, Mike.
What's it like out there, lvory?
You got to be playing and practicing.
What's the matter with this man?
Winchell's open in the end zone.
Yeah, sure.
Across the line. Clotheslined by Gary Grubb.
Distinguished.
What the hell am I gonna do without my knee?
Mike Winchell will throw from the shotgun
Run it right down his throat.
So, in less than an hour, this truck stop
I bet that they are not nearly as serious
Party at Taylor's.
We’re Gonna Win State But Not Tonight
You never give me free food, David.
Hey, Coach. How you doing?
You kidding? We don't miss anything. We go to all the scrimmages.
And he can meme!
Things are really going south in a hurry.
We gotta go to the air.
And the ball is stripped by Dominguez.
Chavez in frustration levels him in the end zone.
He's gonna run it inside the 5!
Folks, we're here with the three winning coaches.
Can you be perfect?
25 seconds left. Go!
So uh…beat em.
Come here. What's the problem?
Come on, Gaines.
Yes, sir. Get it done.
Instead he's looking for a receiver.
Where did you putyour helmet?
to that part of your knee
There might be some controversy here regarding Cooper's coin.
When you don't have this ligament
You got two more quarters and that's it.
No. That's notwhat Dr. Spencer said.
And he's down.
Grande, across midfield. Tripped up at the 40.
Do you like playing football, Mike?
And you will be jacked... You will be jacked...
Permian defeats Nimitz, 48-7.
You are showing me nothing!
Butwhen you got an offense play
Jesus Christ.
You were sent down here to learn how to play football
Well... We ain't got a girlfriend yet?
Hey Baker, You Didn't Practice.
Strandler over the left side, uncontested. 32 yards down to TD.
And to sitting here in December as the state champions of Texas.
Which game are we in?
Wejust need a few more days, Coach, and we be back.
And he can pass!
If you got one heads, they're out.
Carter will go fortwo. Theywill not kick.
Hell with it.
I love all of you, baby.
This Dallas Carterteam appears to be completely unstoppable.
I don'twant this to sound like an apology or anything
Now most of you have been playing this game for 10 years.
Cowboys, 10. Permian, 0.
Tonight one of these teams
Nowwhatwe gonna do? I can't do nothing else but play football.
That's it. Permian's gonna battle Dallas Carter
and this is certainly what the fans came to see.
.
You'll throw outside!
and that includes you. You understand that?
Can you hang onto the ball? Yes, sir.
Orwhat?
:Mott singing gibberish
He'll sign his intent right now.
What are we talking about here?
When you assemble the kind of talent that we have here
Let's bring them hell.
He's gotta go to the air.
You better be there. Gonna getwasted.
Yeah, I want it bad as y'all do.
and for Coach Gary Gaines
Supposed to be fun, you know? Greatest game in the world.
It's clear.
Where your girlfriend at, Water Bug?
Yesterday? You hold on to the football yesterday?
We got a six hour ride, so we can getyou some more.
Don'tworry about it. It's on us.
You're serious?
How can you make up forthat?
Yup, that's heads, too.
Anddd there goes check
Break!
Dad gum it!