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Anika Noni Rose was having trouble sleeping because of you?! What the hell?! I saw her took a dose of sleeping pills in Tina's room Dad.
we cremate it.
I'm gonna die alone. And I'm in my lazy pants.
It's a haunted honeymoon.
Oh, congratulations.
Okay.
Every time they say something horrible, take a drink.
Mort, you got a message!
- What do you mean? - You're joking, right?[Scoffs]
- I feel it! - Say “love”!
It's getting bigger-
well mrs brinks the only button i'll be pressing is your off button! nooooo! i promise to be a good teacher i'm fired.
the moment when she realised the hospital was not all it's cracked up to be... was when she broke the bed and had to pay for it out of her insurance
- La, la, la. - La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Don't disturb me!
I"m gonna drink some baileys. and unwinddd
Let the man think for himself!
- I know. - What are we gonna do with ourselves?
- Love! - Love!
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[Bob, Muffled] It was a drunk nap!
If You Have The Violent Shits After Eating Fish & Chips Then You Should Go Hang Yourself
Do you fucking think he's gonna have a sweet ass drawer full of sugar free gum?
Oh, yes, air. [Panting]
[Linda Laughing] Oh! I love it.
I swear. I did this, but I am not doing that.
- Right there on Jimmy's wall. - What?
Hey, I gotcha! Come on. Dance with Mommy. Come on.
- It's locked. -[Rumbling]
♪ We 're gonna have a weekend at Mort's ♪
Yeah, mon.
- Don't rub it in. - Calm down.
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A date?
And every pair of pants you've ever worn.
yes! 50% of the carbon bonking tax to gearlton! 33% of the carbon bonking tax to duncraig! %67 of the carbon bonking tax to karrinyup! yes now that's settled beryl bonk and i have to hand out the target goals: %78 in $89 by 2021 %78 in $23 by 2011 23% in $29 by 2040.
But Pig Old Present! ***? Pig Keeping? Over Here Pig? Come Put Your Present And Pie All From Joyce? No No No! Pig Keep Present! Pig Keep Present! Pig Keep Present?
Pretty good. Glad I ate it.
Stop.
Yeah, yeah! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
You know what? Why don't you kids go ahead and take five?
Who Wants to see What I learned today in salsa class?