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- What are you doing? - Picking up my sick little baby boy.
- Got it? - I think so.
OK.
- Mmm. - Hey, I waited all day for that!
- I don't think that would be wise. - Why not?
Just kinda snuck up on us.
But the thing that I don't think I'll ever get over
- I'm gonna get you. - I'm gonna get you.
Come on, honey. Let's celebrate.
please... call me immediately.
OK.
[Phone rings]
and get across town lugging a baby and a sick child.
Yeah, I noticed that, but every time I come here it's full.
and I spend my days getting groped by fat tractor salesmen at trade shows.
Are you sure? Because you smell amazing.
I gotta go.
That's what I like to hear.
If you say a grandchild, so help me.
I want to be invited to your poker game.
You shouldn't listen to a woman who's just had her heart broken.
Is there something you want?
Hold it.
Well, we might as well give the people what they want.
They could find me guilty. I could go to prison for five years.
Well, as it happens, I'm an old-fashioned kind of guy.
Edie, I burned your house down.
Five. Release the safety,
You saved yourself, found a nice, safe wife and you left my daughter to rot.
Apparently it's pressing on my brain.
- Our poker games? - I'm not saying I'll go.
to your loved ones.
I don't think so.
I was so afraid when I suggested a picnic that you'd make fun of me,
something exciting.
Carlos, this is not like New York
OK.