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Yeah, but he's an MC squared.
Hey, quit while you're ahead. You call that a head?
tonight we thought we'd give Fozzie Bear a rest.
♪ Let there be cuckoos
Although, of course, it is a little strange. Strange?
(parp-parp)
Well, how much to rent this duck for a month?
Fozzie? Huh?
(bum note)
but they said I wasn't the type.
that could hold a candle to Bruce Forsyth.
They're not Shakespeare, perhaps, but just as violent.
and we're really pleased he's with us.
♪ Oh, I'm my own grandpa
Get off the stage! You are the worst!
You see, I'm just going to do my song-and-dance number.
But she's not for sale. I beg your pardon?
You can handle those two. Well...
It's the only thing I've got in the whole show.
Statler, you must be the old fool there's no fool like.
Same old stuff. We want new blood.
♪ It sounds funny, I know, but it really is so
OK, ladies and gentlemen,
(♪ "The Muppet Show" theme)
Yeah. All right.
You did it, Fozzie. Oh, I did! Bruce, I did it.
Well, uh...
♪ Got my striped tie
Yeah, well, why don't you flap them and fly outta here?
I may decide to bury them together.
(sighs)