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It's me Mam's. For hitting them on the probic thingies.
Of course.
- Really? - No. She should be here, they shouldn't.
This planet has defied us ever since the great Commander Lynx
The thing about Sontaran soldiers is they're not very bright,
Junior Boxing Champion, 1996.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
So when did they turn up here, these Sontarans?
and this data,
Until this is over. If it is ever over.
We understand exactly what's needed here.
Sabotage!
I am Azure.
DOCTOR: Thank you for getting us out of there safely, Mrs Seacole.
KARVANISTA: Oh, here she comes, now the hard work's been done.
Good lad! Very nice.
first staked his claim on the ground of its feeble soil.
Your deluded, pointless lives have led you here,
(GAS HISSING)
in the fractions before the Lupari Shield took effect.
At a future point, to be determined.
Er, Columbia there and Russia is...
You think your puny words will stand me down?
But if you're still retaining those memories of the truth,
And you'll still be alive.
Your blood shall soak our uniforms,
SOLDIER: This is an Imperial Sontaran Time Carrier.
Half a league onward.
How does she choose you?
What's this word you keep using, "Russians"?
Is that Mary Seacole?
I'm gonna need more information.
Hold your phone close to the screens.
There is another. You will step aside.
- We're gonna ram them. - What?
So, let me just get this straight.
Did you just say 21st century?
- Will you count? - Yes.
and substitute them with chemicals and nutrients from their home planet.
- Huge temporal bang. - Yeah, but... but we're on this ship!
I'm home?
- And this is your hospital? - (CHUCKLES)
Immediate deployment.
(DISTANT DOG BARKING)
What is that useless weapon you've got?
How am I to cope?
- Every Lupar has a designated human. - I'm not your human!
Time to recalibrate.
Take us through the basics. Idiot's guide.
We've already heard of people trying and then just disappearing.
They're fighting Sontarans.
JOSEPH WILLIAMSON: This is intolerable!
How can we fix something that can't be touched?
All of it, just... It insists on shifting.
I always wondered what it would feel like!
- A wok. - I'm sorry, what?
It was done.
(LAUGHING)