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We're here to see the gastrointestinal specialist.
(groans)
- That is so good. - Samuel?
Please?
- Sir? - (knocks)
- What is it? - It moved.
♪ Until the day I die ♪
No, I don't think so.
- and sewn back together. - Oh, honey.
- Ready in a minute. - Good.
- Yeah, she could do anything. - She's got a pretty good arm.
(laughs nervously)
- Oh. - But, thanks. Thanks anyway.
"I removed the victim's brains with an ice-cream scooper."
♪ Of your life ♪
at Pasklovansky Hospital in Leningrad, now St. Petersburg.
I think you're great.
Thanks for coming down, man. I missed you.
♪ Oh, tell me that you feel the same ♪
- What's up? - Shit.
How long are you gonna have to be dead before you can pay that phone bill?
I think it's time for us to face our responsibilities.
♪ The changes are coming too fast ♪
Look, at least just tell her one... just...
No, I haven't heard from her.
I swore I wouldn't miss it. I've missed it.
Let's just deal with this accusation of rudeness.
- Yeah. - Sounds great. Good to see you.
Listen, I'm sorry about your camera.
Look at Van Gogh. He, while he was living,
and probably wouldn't be a dad, so...
Oh, yeah, I did.
Right.
Okay, Eleanor? Round. Round.
This baby is not a good idea.
♪ If I could turn back the hands of time... ♪
Can't you give her something for the pain?
I deep-sixed it. There. Sleep with the fishes.
Time to get up.
No. Okay, if it's a boy,
- There is nobody else. - There must be.
Do you think I planned this?
in all kinds of other things... politics, music, art.
Everything is fine now. We're all back online.
No, my water broke!
- I'm sorry about what happened. - Oh, no.
Samuel.
No, the thing is, Lili, I think...
- I had you as a baboon. Okay. - Sorry.
And I really want this baby.
Look what I've become.
Absolutely. Sit. Sit. Sit. Relax.
and a big wind came along and bam...
♪ Oh, the radiant heart ♪
But Christine wasn't pregnant or anything like that?
Gently, gently.
Lady, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
Tell them to call off the search party. Please, please, go.
man, I'd give anything to have Christine back.
- Bec, what's his name? - It's "Doctor" something, isn't it?
- Your membership fees are due. - My sister takes care of that.
- Oh, my God. - Hi.
♪ I'm so lonely without you ♪
I knew it!
YOU MUST BE HEARING THINGS.
(snaps fingers)
cracked you right on the noggin.
You! Over here.
- (screaming) - (screaming)
- Valium's no good for her. - No, for me.
Sorry if we woke you.
Thank you.
Would you mind repeating it just so I can get it down?
- All right? - Great.
- Yes! - Uh-oh.
Hi, everybody. Smile big!
You didn't realize that your dog was a menace.
Yeah, yeah. I suppose I just thought that birth control
but any complete moron can become a parent
Marty, please do this for me!
It is a full moon. Everybody is going into labor.
Well... (laughs)
He's half blind. He hasn't got the strength to suffocate anyone.
Right. She's really doing okay?
Listen, I've seen the second ultrasound,
- Like this, Miss Rebecca? - Look. Look at that.
Get some smelling salts and get these men up off the floor!
- Marty! - Samuel!
Anyone who doesn't believe in change is a coward,
That's the truth. And sometimes...
They're monsters.
I feel...
No!
I mean, my youth is here, doing well.
No. What do you mean? Like, on the sly or something?
(gasps)
♪ These are the days. ♪
- I brought you back. - Rebecca: Sir.
♪ You better face it ♪
Sorry, honey. Sorry. Just a bad dream.
Right, but you're gonna have a baby now,
What do you mean? What rough spots?
We could use a man like you down at the car lot.
I will get the clamp. There we go. And the scissors.
We don't have space for a child.
- Marty, hi. - Hi.
but I don't know who would do that.
Honey, do you think we're hurting the baby?
I'm thinking about leaving him.
- Go on, then! - Epidural. Epidural.
- Yeah. - Well...
Oh, no. I was out of line. It's my fault.
Listen to this.
I am completely sexually frustrated. I do not sleep at night.
Sam, my life's a pile of shit.
I can't be a father.
Come back. Sit down! Samuel, sit down!
there's moments of sheer happiness.
You're looking good. You're dilated to seven centimeters.
Now suddenly I have to sell the car I love,
Missy, of course you do.
and now I'm able to deliver human babies.
- Suddenly, it smiles. - It's like... I just cannot explain it.
Mart...
We must get this woman on the delivery table immediately, if not later.
- Just put him down. - Sam!
Here's the problem. There are function keys.
What ab... you mean what...