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You keep this up, you'll die alone, like a dog.
Here it comes.
A boy.
- Baby. - Congratulations, guys.
(sobbing)
Honey. Honey, smile.
(soft music playing)
Thank you, Arnie!
- What do I think? - Yeah.
- I heard what you said! - Come on, Marty, forget it.
♪ And leaving would be the last thing on my mind ♪
This is terrible. Here. Bon voyage. Goodbye.
- I'll write you a check. - No, it's fine.
I hate him. I loathe him. I detest him.
♪ And our treasured find ♪
No, no, leave that.
- Can I help you, sir? - I'm looking for Mr. Dwyer.
♪ Have I ever told you ♪
Huh?
You're just not ready to be a father.
End of sentence.
(cat yowls)
(doctor speaking Russian)
Hi.
Smile for me, honey. I love you so much. Smile.
♪ There's only the future ♪
So, what do you think of her?
- Thank you. Thanks very much. - Wow. That's great.
Would you be my wife?
- Good to see you. How you doing? - Fine.
Aw, poor baby. Shh.
Hey, Doc. You all right?
I was a scientist. In Russia I was chief of obstruction.
- oh, and broken leg. - (screams)
if I wasn't gonna have my five-year-old daughter do it!
- I cut my hand. - Wow, that's bad.
Hey! I'll get him, Sammy!
I have to get rid of the cat I've had for 16 years.
No. I don't believe you. If it was all so innocent,
♪ And leaving would be the last thing on my mind ♪
and of losing you
So you just be quiet, hmm?
Yeah! Whoo!
Please, come sit down. One moment.
(children shouting, laughing)
♪ I've been really trying, baby ♪
I can see. You're gonna have a thrombo.
If there aren't any delivery rooms, where is she having the baby?
We're gonna need something bigger, something with four seats.
- You know, his parents. - 32.
like something's missing.
- It's not dog food. - Oh, sorry.
- Don't upset her. - I won't.
It's a boy.
Bad Chinese. Buddy!
Do you wanna come up for sex?
- Samuel. - Hang on. This is quite serious.
Dr. Kosevich: We go see Papa.
- You know, I know you. - I don't think so.
I bet they do, but no, thank you.
- And they're good doctors. - Jesus Chr...
- and she's just obsessed with it. - Marty: It's kinda cute, really.
I mean, we're not ready for a child.
- Three weeks. - Three weeks?
Is that something you can maybe
Well, put it this way: I'm not getting rid of the car. Simple as that.
We've been looking for her for an hour.
Can we still call her Samuel?
You don't care about this baby.
- I'll give you my number. Call me. - I'd like that.
Hey, guys. It's the 30th.
No more tennis for today. That's it.
I'm a little nervous, okay? It's my first delivery.
- I'm in love with my child. - You are?
- Is Rebecca coming? - No.
(baby crying)
Get off me, you fat bastard!