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But I still want to.
They always show up uninvited.
♪ There's only here ♪
♪ But the pain is getting deep ♪
- Gail took one of those amnio tests? - No.
What's going on here, honey? I bought all that cowboy stuff.
They should put that on the box.
because we filmed every one of her births.
- Both: Yes. - Okay.
reminded me that she was the most important thing
♪ Don't think about the past ♪
Let's talk about this for real. My God.
Jesus. I mean, you love Rebecca, right?
- Hi. - Hi.
All he has to do is ask.
- Yeah? ...we used special positions.
♪ Baby, I love you ♪
Come on. Work for your baby. Work.
Shit.
I mean, size-wise and all that kind of stuff?
♪ Don't waste it ♪
This is somebody who can get me over the rough spots.
Shit. Shit. Shit.
Our society has too many starving children.
Please. It's the seventh month.
(whooshing)
Samuel?
Huh? What moved?
- I'm not the father. - What?
♪ Baby, I love you ♪
Now it's just nothing but kids, kids, kids.
(laughing)
It's something men can never experience.
- Penis. - Penis. Yeah.
♪ Let's get it on ♪
it's such baloney and such a cliché
Sir, do I have you down for an appointment?
- Who's the blonde? - No idea.
♪ Don't fool with it ♪
What? Pregnant?
- I love it when you do that. - Do what?
I don't care what I think or don't think anymore.
for the nice cheese and give him a big hug.
But, you know, that's the idea.
♪ Of the one magician ♪
That's why I'm painting this way. You're very unhappy.
There we go. Got it. Got it.
- Hey, hey, Sam. - Fuck!
You look like you're gonna puke or something.
So I was thinking, you know,
Thank you.
♪ Trying to ride out the fire ♪
Yeah, but you're on a first-name basis
that you were the one monopolizing the conversation.
Are you trying to kill everyone in San Francisco, you asshole?
But this is his first time. You've got to give him a chance.
- ♪ We are one big family. ♪ - Shut up, okay?
I would love to have a family,
♪ Oo-whee, baby ♪
Here, quit reading that book. Go call the neighbors.
Mm, boy.
Oh, good news.
No!
♪ I can't help it if I feel this way ♪
- Epidural, asshole! - That's right!
who spend thousands of dollars every day trying to get pregnant.
- Got it. - Jesus. Here. Take this.
- Mr. Faulkner? - Yeah.
Like you bring her to a grocery store
Look at that.
Is she here?
I swear I won't forget the next time.
I felt like I really made a contribution to this world.
I was scared of losing control
Yeah.
Car seat, family extras.
The bastard. Come on. Please go faster.
♪ Can't sleep at night ♪
I've loved you since the first moment I saw you.
- Hey. Hey. - Samuel: Sean.
We got some great videos you can watch,
One... two... three.
♪ Have I ever told you ♪
Come with me into here. I warm my hands up for you.
I don't know if you noticed,
Because if I can feel it, then it can feel me.
Mm-hmm.
This John McEnroe thing is scaring me.
Whatever happens, we can work it out.
Fine. Fine. Fine.
So I'll take a rain check on that. Another day.
You know, Dr. Brazelton.