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Sean!
Watch out!
He is on vacation. You are two weeks early.
I was getting worried about you guys. What happened to this car?
♪ Baby, I love you ♪
and our lives are practically unrecognizable!
Yeah. What?
- March 11. - March 11. March 11.
So...
- No one. - What?
Lose the earring.
Another clamp, please. Another clamp.
- You're madly in love with her! - Who's King Stanislaw?
Pleasure. Pleasure.
- Oh, hi! - Hi.
You're gonna get it dirty. And God only knows what's on there.
- Samuel? - Yeah?
♪ Oh ♪
Awesome, huh?
Folks, we're real sorry.
- I'll stay. I'd like to stay. - Very good.
(laughs) Bad joke. I'm very sorry.
Uh-oh.
When?
And last month, I received my new license,
Fine.
- Pedicure? - This ain't no goddamn beauty parlor.
- I don't know. - I know, I know, I know.
She just started having some contractions
(groans)
So, can I see her?
Talking about it before the third month is bad luck anyway, right?
- Okay. You want Anastasia? - What?
Bec, I'm sorry.
You've got no wife, no kids.
- I don't feel anything. - No, just wait.
I'm leaving.
♪ Oh, come on, whoo ♪
How are things?
and she'll get me through this.
Start with a smile. Just smile, for heaven's sakes.
- 34. - I mean...
Bec.
Perfect.
- Samuel. - Hi.
- Huh? - Hmm?
Just the two of us... that's how it should be.
- The computer is very accurate. - No, now.
That's fun.
- Marty! Look who's here. - Hey, look who's here!
This is great. Don't worry, we didn't bring a kite this time.
(screaming)
♪ Let's love, baby ♪
♪ I love everything about you ♪
Cheers.
No, no, Marty!
But how about another one of them kisses?
Okay, you run along. You go play with your sisters, okay?
- Your car's ready now, sir. - Great.
You've got to film your first one, 'cause that's the best, it's the bloodiest.
Come! Quick!
- Well, my period's 10 days late. - Right.
But my feet are really swollen and my back's killing me.
We can go baby shopping. Have lunch.
♪ When you kiss me I've just got to say ♪
being an alcoholic or being deprived in some way.
♪ Don't fool with it ♪
I'm cruising for chicks. Come on, I'm having a baby, for God's sakes.
But I guess you'd know that, since you're...
- You see this? - I know. It's great, isn't it?
You've got to get that book "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
♪ What you gonna do with it? ♪
This pregnancy was an accident. It took us completely by surprise.
My sister Gail is right. If I continue this way,
You certainly got your appetite back.
- Nurse. - Yes, Doctor?
and all my girlfriends are single.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, Gail's taking her out shopping and they're exercising and stuff.
New toast:
Oh.
Here's one for the queen.
♪ What you gonna do with it? ♪
♪ If I could turn back the hands of time ♪
(screaming)
♪ But if I had the chance... ♪
I don't wanna move in with my parents
one for adults and one for children.
That could scare the hell out of a baby.
- You mean the blonde? - Yeah.
you carry him low down, like this. You know?
So what do you feel?
♪ This is the time, baby ♪
- Sam, are you okay? - All right. Fine.
Yeah. That's much better.
- Wow! When are you due? - Yeah.
I don't know about Truman. I mean, I'll get him to open up.
(groans) I'm such a...
I've got an announcement to make.
But that doesn't mean that what I do isn't respectable.
And nothing whatsoever here?
Because I know about babies now. I've been reading up.
Why change what's perfect? You know?
You don't believe in change.
You know how mad she gets. No.
How do you know that?
You know, he just tried to sell me a new car. Can you believe that?
(doorbell rings)
Look, you see? That is why women have the babies.
- Why, is there a problem? - No, no. Oh, no, no.
Oh, long story.
Sean: This is where you two are gonna stay.
There we go. And she is free from you.
So unless you want to deliver this baby yourself, follow me!
Gee, I didn't say nothing, mister. You must be hearing things.
- What, hon? - You slept with her, didn't you?
That thing you're doing with my knee.
This is, amazingly enough, to us.
That's what he's really afraid of. The baby's the fun part.
- Check it! - Check it!
Thank you very much.
(screaming)
What?
About what?
Today's our first doctor's appointment.