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Yeah. but then it would just be me feeling miserable.
Good good good good
I There it is. I got you now
VVVVVVVVVVVWATCH!$
I it's no good complainin'
And I think if you look in your heart.
That's the toughest, meanest, filtiest pesthole on the face of the earth!
(Kermit) I We-'II learn to share the load
- Well. how did they recognize us? - They recognized you.
Ha ha. Crazy Harry plays with electricity!
When you think you have to choose... Genius!
Yeah. we're takin' this old church and turnin' it into a coffeehouse.
I Movin' right along
This is a movie studio. not a zoo!
- Let's go. Fozzie. - $500?
I Only what you got
Right. Two. three. four.
Besides...
You got your frog legs on Eugenie. You got your frog legs stroganoff.
- Good grief. - (Hopper) Come on.
There was this sailor who was so fat...
I Can you picture?
Good evening. Miss Piggy.
- (Kermit) Everybody out of the car. - (Fozzie) OK. Chickens first.
Isn't this great? Here I am floating in space.
But seriously. there-'s a boat dock just downstream.
I And some choose to believe it
Oh. sure. Momma. Nothin's too good for my woman.
Kill frogs.
Makes me giggly-
PREPARE THE STANDARD RICH AND FAMOUS CONTRACT
J' Everybody's lover, everybody's brother
(romantic music)
My car's right outside.
We...
I don't know how to thank you guys I don't know why to thank you guys
Hey. what are you dudes doin' in here?
- Fozzie. look at that funny little truck. - Yeah. it's cute. huh?
well. then... go ahead and kill me.
That's because they believed in me.
- Crutches? - Shut up. Max.
Oh. I'm sorry. Mr. Lord can't be disturbed by anyone.
Kermit. it went swell. It went great. boss.
Hold your fire!
I The lovers. the dreamers and me
Exactly. She just walked out on me.
It'll only be an eensy-teensy moment.
You. my little likable friend. are gonna do all our television commercials.
- Aren't we, gang, huh? - Yes!
they whom as are known as the Electric Mayhem.
- (all) No. - Kermie.
And it kind of makes us like a family.
Listen. you go back and tell Doc Hopper I'll be waiting for him there.
4 foot prune
Maybe we'II show up and exploit your wealth
(Gonzo) Boy. you could get lost in a sky like that.
It was Mr Clown Thomas' train crash!
Cerebrectomy. cerebrectomy. Electronic cerebrectomy.
All right. yeah.
I Can you picture?
- (band plays) - What? What? What? I'm up. I'm up.
for two?
Mm-hm.
You can't just walk in here off the street. you know.
I will
- Well. if this were the movies... - Which it is.
- Fozzie. where did you learn to drive? - I took a correspondence course.
who's filling in for dana planitchska? georgette mallard.
I We can hold on to love
♫ I'm going to goback there someday ♫
Patriotism swells in the heart of the American bear.
Oh. I... I certainly hope so. Sam. Sorry about that.
Well. don't count your tadpoles until they're hatched.
(Fozzie) Arghl
Guy's got a sense of humor.
Thank you. Herr Machine.
Opportunity knocks once so reach out and grab it
How did a frog make the big time?
I Honey. that's the way I am
Miss Piggy.
- Kermit. you'll get killed. - Oh. please. no.
♫ I'm going to go back there someday ♫
The film is rather screwy.
It's all my fault.
I think we should thank the judges of today's contest.
One of the finest wines of Idaho.
Animal!
Hello again. it's me.
Max. for instance.
- Thank you. - Fozzie.
- Do what? - The movie.
Yes. but Kermit assumed the awesome responsibility of command.
No frog's gonna make a monkey out of me!
Uh. uh...
but I decided to bring in a specialist.
I Someday we-'II find it
Don't spiders expand?
I And so fast
If I can inflict a little pain in the afternoon... ...I sleep good at night
Or what I'm saying doesn't make any sense to you
I A show-off at school
- Are you Kermit the Frog? - Yeah.
It's all right. he-'s from Hollywood.
Hollywood. Gee.
That's it!
Der film is Oki doki Der flim is Oki Doki
- Don't you dare! - I wouldn't think of it.
No. I guess not. Anyhow. I brought 'em all out here into the middle of nowhere.
I I've heard it too many times to ignore it
Whoo.
Don't you want to smell the bottle cap?
- Down. Animal. Back. Sit. - Down. Back. Sit.
- What do you mean? - There-'s a hundred bears around.
Mon capitaine.
Well... That... That might be nice.
Don't you frogs expand?
I Really nothin' to it. anyone can do it
I This love was bound for heaven
- Watch the window. - Hm?
How much? Mm-hm.