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Yes. sir. Turn left at the fork in the road.
There-'s one of those Doc Hopper billboards.
I This could become a habit
I DON'T WANNA LIVE IN GOATS BEARD ANYMORE
I All of us under its spell
- Myth! Myth! - Yeth?
- It is? - Yes. it is. You. for example...
I wish I still had my Studebaker
- Which am us. - For sure. for sure.
Howdy. Mr. Frog.
- Oh. yes. Of course. - Yeah.
Have you tried Hare Krishna?
Kermit.
Please. sir. My name is Kermit the Frog and we read your ad and...
invitin' you to hop on down and get some Hopper's French-fried frog legs.
I And have you heard voices?
Listen. congratulations on winning the beauty contest.
(Electric Mayhem playing)
Seat cushion!
There-'s a sign up ahead there. Pull in front of that.
Hii-yah!
When Marsupilami finally comes to Disneyplus!
(Fozzie) No problem. It's OK. it's OK.
Yeah. storm is right. Should it be snowing?
(Kermit gasps)
Just great.
Rough place. huh?
(Kermit) Hey, look up ahead There's Mad Man Mooney's
I'm Scooter. the band's road manager.
I'm Statler. I'm Waldorf, amn't I? I'm Statler. I'm Waldorf, amn't I?
Four-foot prune?
Listen. I can't spend my whole life running away from a bully.
VVVVVVVVVVVWATCH!&
Don't you dare! I wouldn't think of it.
Hey, Fozzie, I want you to turn left if you come to a fork in the road.
(Kermit) You're swinging this turn very wide. Fozzie.
Come out here!
- But I can't. - Neither can I. That's my trouble.
(Fozzie) I We don't need a map to keep this show on the road
- Hello. - Kermie. please...
Well. I guess we blew it. huh. Gonzo?
I Jelly-belly gigglin'. dancin' and a-wigglin'
Follow that frog.
- (Fozzie) What's that? - (Kermit) it's a used-car lot.
What The Fuck?
Wacka. Wacka.
Expandin', Expandin'! Just like you spiders expand.
Now duck!
Showdown! Showdown!
How fat was he?
- Kermie. - Oh. hi. Piggy.
(Fozzie) Oh. well. how about... Let's take the blue line. huh?
Hey. what's going on?
Woo hoo hoo!
I just want to say one thing
Good. Save those arcs.
I I'll keep it at the rainbow's end
Yeah? Typical. That's why I live alone.
Evenin'. Rowlf. Rowlf the Dog.
That’s a myth Myth! Yeth?
Oh, good.
♫ Opportunity knocks once. Let's reach out and grab it ♫
(arguing and fighting)
I On and on
I What is it you'd like to do?
I I focus on the pleasure. somethin' I can treasure
I And what's on the other side?
Muppet movie 1979 In bed I need to be handled like animal
I don't know how to thank you guys. I don't know why to thank you guys.
Showtime. Showtime at the El Sleezo.
(Fozzie) I Hey. I've never seen the sun come up in the west
Hey. what is this pile of... Jack. get rid of this heap.
He was so fat that everybody liked him and there was nothing funny about him at all.
- No. sir. - He did too. He touched me.
Ah.
You think we-'re taking a nap in Cologne? No. we-'re working at night.
When The Audience Leaving The Theater After Redeeming Love Movie Is Over
- (Fozzie) OK, here we go, here we go. - (bang)
- Nice and simple. - Stay away from women - that's my motto.
Prepare the standard "Rich and Famous" contract
- Millions of people happy? - Millions.
It's a beautiful evening. isn't it?
Wow. like. I'm Janice. I'm lead guitar. for surely.
Later. Max. Now follow that frog.
(T Never Before. Never Again 7)
Ah!
Maybe he should try Hare Krishna.
Frogtard time is coming. Wibbit wibbit wibbit wibbit Say goodbye to your retarded brains
- Oh. just one little hug. - (Fozzie) Hm.
Isn't that splendid? Just splendid. Just take a look at it.