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Beat drums. Beat drums.
(meeps)
Oh. listen. see. Kermit here. he was living in the swamp...
- (Floyd) Uh-oh. - (Janice) Drag city.
Too true. too true.
Good grief. It's a running gag.
So much for Hollywood.
What the FUCK
J' Is this an angel's wish
(Fozzie) Quiet. Gonzo.
send someone to fetch us were in katagiri yuka
I I've never been there
send someone to fetch us were in katagiri yuka
I Hey. LA. where have you gone?
I When there-'s enough
- Cut. cut. please. - Do you know any dance routines?
I That keeps us stargazing?
(Gonzo) Yeah. yeah. yeah. We'll do that. But first. wait till we get there.
- Yeah. sure. - Listen. Kermit. why don't we just go...
(Fozzie) I California here we come. come pie in the sky land
I Is that a song there?
I Someday we-'II find it
(cheering)
Oh. thank you very much. Hey. we-'re all going to Hollywood.
- Fozzie. come back in here. - What?
We Sure Greo Em Purdy Around Here, Don't We?
You know... I Hollywood
I Yeah. even Santa Claus believes in you
- (Fozzie) Yep. terrific day for a drive. - It's beautiful country out here.
That does it!
I The rainbow connection
- You are very likable, Kermit - The bear's right.
Oh!
And this is Doc Hopper sayin' that if Kermit the Frog don't stop right now and call me.
Just take a seat you annoying talking frog!
Second?
Wow. let's do it.
I Part heaven. part space
I Makin' faces at friends
I can put you in this German street machine for only $2.000.
Under Trump ...US's ability to be a world leader
My name is Kermit the Frog and I'm on my way to Hollywood.
I La da-da de
- Would you? - Make me an offer.
The Landscape Connection
Tell us what you’re gonna do to our little Kerrrmit
I To share with all the world
(both) Hmm...?
(chimes)
Are you sure we headed down the road to success? Yes! We just passed NCLB, ESSA and PSSA!
Oh. no!
- Telephone. - Oh.
I I'm going to go back there
(Gonzo screams)
Bye-bye
About seven knots.
- Gee. I don't know what to say. - Say the bear was magnificent.
Oh. hey. Mr. the Frog.
I mean. patient?
I Can you picture?
Whoopee!
- Zaparoonie. - Head full of jelly.
(Hopper) Remember this frog does everything. He talks. he sings. he dances.
- He-'s OK. - Yeah. Hi. Gonzo.
May I help you?
- Ha. - We-'II take that one for $11 and 95 cents.
- Yeah? - Someone help.
Tell us what you're gonna do to our little Kermit.
I We-'ll hitchhike. bus. or Yellow Cab it
I Can you picture that?
What the hey?
That's pretty dangerous. building a road in the middle of the street.
Yeah. Of course I do.
Is it OK for me and my boomerang fish to be in your movie?
I Beat down the walls. begin. believe. begat
Because I'm hopping mad.
I'm so sorry if I kept you waiting.
- Come back in here. - Yes. sir.
Hey. whoa. halt. cease. stop.
Yeah. but I'd like to thank everybody for all of their hard work and their patience
You. you with the banjo.
Yoo-hoo. Yoo-hoo. Here I am. Here I am.
I I wanna be your lifetime friend
But it's about singing and dancing and making people happy.
THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS
I You can't live without 'em
(I Lady of Spain')
This is a serious call for help.
And a dragonfly ripple for my friend. the frog.
Expandin'. just like you frogs expand.
Hop right on over here. my little green friend.
Thank you. That'll be all for now.
I On featherless wings
Myths Of The World Behind The Veil
(Muppet) Hey. don't forget about me.
- This is the patriotic part. - Should we stand up?
(Fozzie) Wow. Ah!
Tell us what you're gonna do to our little Kermit.
I don’t know how to thank you guys. I don’t know why to thank you guys.
(brakes screech)
I mean, if frogs couldn't hop I'd be gone with the Schwinn.
Woman!
Now, the frog will do your bidding. He will do your every whim, your every wish.
Now I got a lady pig and a bear.
And here she is. folks. This year's Miss Bogen County...
oh my god wow
Hold it. hold it.
Sometimes they get a bunch of balloons for their girls.
I Crazy as a rocket. nothin' in my pocket