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No, no, no. It's her and her and whatever.
Okay, sir. Come on. Let's go. No. Wait, Officer.
I'll learn to walk on the ceiling.
You are my hero. Chrissy, for you, I would have punched out a squad car too.
I'm not gonna listen to that all night. I'm gonna do something.
[ Mr. Roper ] Coming. [ Banging Continues ]
But then you hit me. Oh, well...
Oh, if this ever gets out...
- I'm from the vice squad. - Oh, boy, are you in the wrong apartment.
I'll show you the way.
I would have warned you if he was.
Like... Okay, like Chrissy goes with her girlfriends to this club.
No. He asked me how much I...
And the tables...
I'll just wait up. [ Yawning ] Okay. Good night.
What do you mean, "What's number two?"
Excuse me.
Ooh. Mommy!
and have dinner at my place?
No, thanks. I live here.
We gotta call the cops. Do you have her parents number? Calm down. Jack!
It's like you can't take a giant step before you say, "Mother, may I?"
Chrissy's usually home by midnight when she has to go to work.