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Oh, sweetheart.
Ox. You know, he might hear you.
I could never make a good pot roast.
- We'll go to Wal-Mart on Monday. - Thank you.
Lucy Eleanor Moderatz.
that he would tell me about my mom.
The fact is, you're not really Peter's type.
It's furniture. You want me to bring it up?
I'm not here.
Well, you know, the L doesn't exactly make it all the way to Florence, so...
anything would look nicer in Peter's apartment.
We haven't seen him for a long time, so we didn't know.
I know it's tomorrow, Jerry. But I even wish it were yesterday.
And your name, please?
and hijinx hotel is out of the question carmen ngo gave it a bad review. yay that's alsoout of the question too you're a godsend carmen ngo thanks a lot!
toxic cheryl de coursey was booorrowouipperingipering wasen't she? she was! and tothis day she still is!
Well, um, we saw each other
"Supervisor Jerry Wallace nominates Lucy Moderatz
Well, what for?
Jerry, I'm not working Christmas.
- And then I leaned. - Yeah.
And a couple years ago, my dad got sick.
Yeah, I live by maps. My truck's filled with them.
It's 6:00. They can pretty much stay here all night if they wanted to.
WOMAN 2 ON PA: Dr. Stevens, Dr. Jessica Stevens...
She's not only your fiancée, she's your guardian angel.
Wake up. Somebody help me, please.
ew
- If only Jack were here. - Grandma?
Don't wake Lucy.
Yeah. Peter, she saved your life.
But lucky in love.
- Let's go. - MARY: Ma.
You got a pimple on your nose, are you old?
I bet it was love at first sight. Right?
(METAL CLANGING)
It's been almost a week since I read the obituaries.
I seen the way you look at him..
I haven't even gotten to my shopping yet.
Nice, uh...
- Oh, you scared me. - Sorry.
Merry Christmas.
$45 for a Christmas tree and they don't deliver?
Yeah.
In that one minute, you have peace.
What's the trick?
And I just didn't wanna let go of that.
LUCY: Yes, I'm pregnant, Celeste.
because I have been doing a lot of thinking,
"It was while you were sleeping."
"How come you can't be more like your brother Peter?"
I didn't say Cesar Romero was Spanish.
JACK: Hey.
She's...
Lucy. Who's Lucy?
And what are you, the happiness guru, Jack?
You must be so hungry.
(CAT MEOWS)
Because I didn't know how to tell you.
When my mother found out I was getting married to my wife,
or where I would be, or what I would have when I got older.
You wanna leave the business, don't you?
You are nuts. You wanna make rocking chairs.
Hello?
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
LUCY: No. You know what?
- Ashley Bartlett Bacon. - MIDGE: Ox.
Well, good night.
I think you should bring it to... Bring it to Peter's apartment.
I would have to object, too.
Come on, Mel. Mel... Psst, psst, psst!
Everything is better. Everything looks better, feels better.
ELSIE: I'm getting my camera.
no I don't have kids I have a son
Thank goodness my father was right.
Lucy.
MARY: That's Peter on the right. LUCY: He's so sweet.
But I looked forward to it every single day.
- Sure. I'll be right over there. - Thank you.
I don't know what my secretary sent Mom and Dad for Christmas.
- Of me? - No, of you and Peter.
Hey, Lucy's pretty terrific, isn't she?
(PHONE RINGING)
- (MOUTHING) Brain waves? - RUBIN: He's going to get through this.
What with the accident last month and all.
Birth date, 3-11-59.
Don't tell them a thing.
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join...
As we head off to exciting destinations Like Milwaukee
Saul, where have you been?