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You're screwed. Thank you. Bye.
Dad, is this another one of those situations that could be solved by a simple apology?
And the school nurse says Bart has the plague.
Yeah, but I'm always secretly disappointed when you do.
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then by all means vote for this sleazy lunatic.
[Sputters] You signed my name?
- [Man] Get off the stage! - Hold on, people.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, Ray.
- Nay. - And now, all in favor...
- No way. - Attaboy!
Kiss it and make it boogie.
[Homer] My campaign is a disaster, Moe.
Many cities have problems with garbage disposal, and it's time you realize you can't-
Stir up some controversy. Rattle a few cages.
Someone Else! Someone Else! Someone Else! Someone Else!
So let me give you the 911.
- Ah. The rats seem happy. - [Squeaking Continues]
Oh, oh, oh, I get it. Put on a big show for the cameras.
How about something religious?
- [All Gasp] - Well, then you should have been early.
You signed away my dignity. And I'm going to get it back.
Okay. But this is where you register as a sex offender.
Stir up some controversy. Rattle a few cages. [Sputtering]