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Thanks, Smokey.
Oh, shit!
Okay, no one can hear us in here.
but this one might break her.
And Christ, I have to take a piss.
Mr. Holtenwasser, tell them the story you told me in the car.
What the hell?
- I'm nine. - Put your father on the phone.
Ah! You chipped my tooth!
All you're doing is talking about the future.
And then a little "trim."
You have to speak slower.
- Since when do you read? - Since when do you care?
Frank Murphy, saved my ass again. Boy, you keep up like this,
Thanks.
What did it feel like?
- It's not that bad. Let me get it. - Agh!
It was only a pen!
who humiliated me in front of my family!
What the hell?
Oh, man... if they hadn't removed the nipple that grew inside my cheek,
Yeah, this is getting good.
- Are you okay? - What?
Oh It’s freezing out
- Where are we going? - It's on Eisenhower Street.
She dancing like a stripper in the window
it's two o'clock.
Ready for your haircut?
And...
Okay, but don't look at me.