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Now I'm the one holding the key, Frank!
Fucking Immigrants
Yes! Yes!
I might regret it later,
But, Dad, you said you'd take me to hockey tryouts at 10:30.
Oh yeah crybaby
And now I still have the money. That felt so good!
Enjoy your heroin.
Stupid thing won't go away.
So, my dad missed that too?
Did you drop a glazed doughnut on your lap?
"Finders keepers" doesn't apply to lost children!
I don't want any trouble.
will be my last day as what we, in this time, call a virgin.
You can't pee on it. He'll haunt us.
Frank Murphy, you are so fucking white.
Every day of my life.
You know what I mean!
Let the family go hungry?
"I'll be home by noon! I'll be home by noon!"
- Okay, I'm in. - Great.
- Bob, I... - Go! Go! Go! Go!
Your Salad Tosser is a one-in-a-million product.
My dad said he'd take me to Honeybees, but he didn't show up.
- Dad! - Bill!
Cigarettes?
Oh, fucking Kevin! Shit! Shit!
10,000 computations in five minutes.
It's happening. It's really happening.
Since I'm your father and I'll put you through that fucking wall!
That must hurt.
We declare war on people who use the metric system.
Here I go.
Oh, this is exhilarating!