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- I promised Sue I'd be home by noon. - Sure, sure.
- "Sue!" - Kevin!
Thank you. I grew it myself.
You're the one who knows how to run a baggage department.
I understand.
I think I lost my key when I threw it at a bird.
A Puerto Rican kidnapped me and forced me to eat candy.
My blood pressure is spiking!
What are you doing here Trying to gymnastics mom
Now, we have to move fast.
And I need you now more than ever,
But I have to. I need this money badly.
So, go back out there
Hey, Sue, I was wondering if you could help me with a little problem.
Hello, Maureen! Are you being publicly shamed?
Dolores nursed me through five heart attacks and three "tub stucks,"
I got to go. Be home by noon.
My father can't come to the phone right now. He's in the shower.
to take one or two out with polio, or get mauled by a bear,
Well, I guess I should help you not freeze.
but I'm leaving and I'm not paying.
I've never seen anything so beautiful.
Maybe we'll just give it a minute or two, let you calm down.
When blokes start coming up with excuses on the first day back
Why in the fuck did you tell my nephew to throw suitcases into a jet engine?
Frank Fucking Murphy!
Today, February 21, 1974,