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DON'T COME BACK!
YOU WHAT?!
WHY ARE YOU AND TED ALWAYS KIND OF HITTING EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME?
I DIDN'T SAY-- LARRY, DID YOU KNOW
- HEY... - ( gasps )
- WAS HE IN THE HURRICANE? - NO, HE LIVES HERE IN L.A.
WHAT'S WRONG, SAMMY, DARLING?
- SO SWEET. BYE, DARLING. - SEE YOU LATER.
UM...
AT THE DRY CLEANERS.
YEAH, SO JUST THROW IT IN THE BIN. YOU DON'T NEED TO...
GET THE DOOR, PEANUT!
- OKAY, LET'S SEE. - GOOD.
CUM STAIN.
- WHAT KIND OF STAIN? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - LIKE WHEN A GUY...
- YOU THINK I'M GONNA TELL? I'M YOUR FRIEND, LARRY. - I DIDN'T DO IT.
THAT'S THAT BALD GUY THAT TOOK MY JERSEY!
ALL RIGHT, I CAN HANDLE THAT RIGHT NOW.
- SEE THAT? - WOW, IT MUST BE GONE THEN.
- HOTEL, REALLY? - YEAH.
I'M A LITTLE CREEPED OUT RIGHT NOW.
- I WOULD NEVER DO IT ON THE HIGH HOLIDAYS. - HE WOULDN'T DO IT
HEY, DID YOU SEND THAT GUY OVER TO TAKE MY JERSEY?
- OKAY. - IT'S SICK, JEFF!
COME ON, NO BIG DEAL.
THIS CAN'T BE MY JERSEY. THAT'S MY JERSEY.
- ARE YOU SERIOUS? - YEAH, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
- YEAH, I DID. - THE POINT I WANT TO MAKE IS: