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Hey, you know that scene in Empire
Special Education nationals thanksgiving all of nothing we built this glee club
king of the Saturday afternoon kung fu movie, Vampire Lou,
I'm not trying to make Robin jealous, Barney.
I like that guy.
- Who had sex for money? - Nobody.
- You just made that up. - Withdrawn.
You know, it's nice to be able to share this award with my friends,
No, I'm a paralegal.
this girl, despite what she did for a living, was kind of great,
A, it will make Robin insanely jealous.
Ted, I'm a paralegal.
Excellent choice.
until you're in a serious relationship with someone else?
- That was not funny. - Not funny, dude.
Marshall, Lily, Sandy Rivers...
and you wound up losing both girls in one night.
- We're still friends. - We're... Are we?
You know? It just makes no sense. God, that pisses me off.
Oh, and Paralegally Blonde isn't here in her low-cut dress to make me jealous?
Look, maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I'm sorry, that's a deal-breaker for me.
This is one of those things you have to do before you turn 30.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
So you're gonna be mad at me forever? What, we're not even friends now?
Sandy time. Sandy time!
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First of all, Robin's category is almost up.
The price is right million dollar spectacular
And I'll tell you something, it feels pretty good.