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[all gasp] ‐ Oh, yikes.
‐ What? A d‐‐of course not! Why would I?
No! No, no!
Nobody's perfect.
Hey, guess what? The 23andMe results came back
‐ [gasps] Honey!
And pets do not bite people.
‐ I'm sitting on a million.
‐ Psst. Psst.
My owners couldn't be more different,
[vase shatters] ‐ Yes, it's Randy.
I look even more handsome in red!
‐ Honey, please. I have a big day tomorrow.
I become paralyzed.
‐ It's a date then. ‐ Okay, yeah.
‐ Yeah, you think I don't know that, Elsa?
‐ And now we're dropping S‐bombs.
‐ [whimpering]
‐ It's the woo‐woos.
Yeah, just move it in this way.
‐ Whoa. [growls sexily]
♪
‐ I expected a wider range of reactions.
with you and this hair?
‐ More specifically, sexually.
‐ [clears throat]
Are you in on it?
and one of them is dating a new human named Randy.
‐ Good work, everyone.
‐ Why do I open my heart to you?
‐ Yes, something wild!
You must never get lonely.
‐ Was it your human?
‐ Honey, Honey, Honey, What are we gonna do
‐ [tearfully] I know.
‐ Huh? ‐ Woof!
[howling and meowing]
‐ [cooing] ‐ Who's that, Diablo?
[laughter] Oh, yeah, it's square.
‐ [howling]