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Well, of course it's gonna be dangerous if it's a matter of fucking honor!
Okay, absolutely, no smoking, Leland. It’s bad for you. it’s bad for your lungs, it causes…
They all have funny names, don't they?
My arse, let's go. They're drillin' helmets.
You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!
Come on, leave it, fatty.
but you're a cunt.
That's how it is!
Do you believe in all that stuff, Ken?
and awaiting his call to see what we do next.
Got a date for tomorrow night.
Ken?
I shot him down.
I'm gonna go back to me room, jump into the canal,
Do I look like I do?
_
Still leaves you being a cunt.
Two manky hookers
I wouldn't be in fucking Bruges.
You’re a bitch Leeland you son of fucking bitch!
Was he going on to you about the alcoves?
What I think I meant to say was,
The most beautiful woman
Yes, Flemish.
to myself and my girlfriend having to breathe
And the only thing that's gonna change is you're gonna become an even bigger cunt.
Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin.
Well, that's for me to decide, isn't it?
Give us a gram, then.
Come on, man, it's only 10 cents.
It's a former hospital. From the 1100s.
If I'd grown up on a farm and was retarded, Bruges might impress me.
That's one thing I like about Europe, though.
Apart from one person.
being really little and that.
we phone him and say, 'Harry, thank you for the trip to Bruges,
Harry's here.
We don't all keep going on about it!
Well, it's, you know, the final day on Earth.
Like, if there's an old lady, carrying her shopping home,
your friend's cigarette smoke?
So, is he having a nice time, seeing all the canals and that?
Thanks for the gun, Yuri.
How's the movie going?
I'm just saying.
Oh, my God! Look at that girl.
Not out of anger, not out of nothing. For money.
Um...
'Cause Daddy's got to go away for a few days.
What am I gonna do, Ken?
I know I shouldn't,
He's dead because of me.
Except 'hmm' what?
I want to be a dead man.
You don't know how much shit I've had to take off of black midgets, man.
That's going overboard mate
Yeah? What'd you have?
After I killed them, I dropped the gun in the Thames,
Uh-huh.
- Who's that? - It's Eirik.
and await his call to see what we do next.
So, all in all, my evening pretty much balanced out fine.
On top of calling me a cunt and calling me kids cunts.
Hmm.
Yeah, yeah, he slammed the door.
'The entire rest of eternity spent in fucking Bruges!'
There is in priests. There isn't in children.
No.
Leipzig is fucking awesome!
You from America?
Mr. Waters said that might be necessary.
- Is this fella your boyfriend? - No. I mean, he used to be.
The blacks, man. That's obvious.
The little boy.
I know I didn't mean to.
Well, who are the half-castes gonna fight with?
I like it here.
Do I think what's good?
and you allow yourself to be shot in the eye with a blank,