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To see the swans and the Gothic and all the fairytale stuff, eh?
The view.
that is a deadly weapon, he's gotta take the consequences.
You won't, will you, Ray?
You guys should come along.
Now, this is more like it. Proper holidays.
What?
You don't want to be a dead man, Ray.
And that phial, do you know what it's said to contain?
Does it?
You got five grams of coke?
'Fuck, man, maybe that's what Hell is.
One instance of her hand on my cock and my finger up her thing,
It's entirely up to you, Harry.
I might just have to fucking shoot you right here.
You can stay if you want. I just don't know how long I'll be.
Be quiet up there this time of evening.
So, hang on, I go outside, then I go which way, right or left?
I said, 'Why don't you go have a drink, you say you've been cooped up?'
Okay. On a count of 'one, two, three, go,' okay?
Blowing cigarette smoke straight into myself and my girlfriend's face.
He was a lollipop man.
Yeah.
Hey-ho. Drowning your sorrows, huh?
I fucking knew it was too good to be true!
I don't want to run out there, come back in 10 minutes
- Are you ready? - Ready.
But because of the choices I made and the course that I put into action,
Too Many People'd be Coming To move here. It Would Spoil The Whole Thing
Yeah.
They're doing a film about a midget.
- I suppose you've got a gun up there? - Yeah.
We... We rob tourists, sometimes.
Brothels are good.
You don't have to learn any of their languages.
- What do you mean? - Is he doing a wee or a poo?
Derek Perlurrl.
- Go out where? - The pub.
How can fucking swans not fucking be somebody's fucking thing, eh?
Calling them names. You know, 'shortarse.'
No, Eirik's on your side, Mr. Waters.
COMO É CINCOCENTOS FODECHINCHOS
'Nooks and crannies,' rather than 'alcoves.' Yeah.
I said I didn't mind as long as it's healthy, of course.
Eirik, don't!
What have I got to stay for really?
yeah, really, it's all your fault for being such a poof.
What about the Vietnamese?
When are you going back to England?
I've got to go to Bruges.
I don't know any Belgian jokes.
But then you figure if it wasn't in Belgium, if it was somewhere good,
Someone's in a mood.
- All right? Go home! Right now! - Okay.
And that we'd do them without you throwing a fucking moody,
The DADS are gonna get their heads kicked in
you've ever seen
Would you ever think about it?
Insulting my fucking kids! That's going overboard, mate!
You're not gonna bring that boy back.
and he shot the blank into my eye.
I don't know, Harry, the door's closed.
I mean, it's all windy stairs. I'm not being funny.
But Then You Figure If It Wasn't In Saxony, If It Was Somewhere Good
Listen, we're filming down by the pointy building tonight.
All I'm saying is I'm not fighting.
There's gonna be a war between the blacks and between the whites.
One, two, three, go!
With a girl.
Ken, stop messing about, please.
No way. It's supposed to be open till 7:00.