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We are doing the things that you wanted to do today.
Lots of midgets:
I wasn't waving hello to anybody, except maybe to a horse.
This ain't gonna be a war where you pick your side.
But you can't kill a kid and expect to get away with it.
Brilliant.
Mmm-hmm.
Not a pastiche, but a...
Oh, we shall strike a balance between culture and fun.
You hit the Canadian.
A friend of Harry's.
and walked home to await instructions.
It's a matter of honor.
The whites are gonna get their heads kicked in!
With Christmas, everywhere is fully booked.
What is your name?
Yes, you do. Everybody does.
Yes, I am talking to you. What's fucking unbelievable?
five pints of beer and six bottles.
the Belgian film business.
I'd hit a woman who was trying to hit me with a bottle!
Sure, I can hardly do English.
She ain't my girlfriend. She's a prostitute I just picked up.
You've got the address of the hotel. I'll be here waiting.
Why don't you tell me some Belgian jokes while you're at it?
It's what I do.
We missed him.
Brilliant!
You didn't mean to kill a little boy.
Ray, you're about the worst tourist in the whole world.
'He's suicidal'?
Motherfucker.
The things that have gone between us in the past,
You're an inanimate fucking object!
Number two, why doesn't this hotel have phones with fucking voicemail
Youse are a bunch of fucking elephants!
Okay.
'Ken, will you do me a favor and become Ray's psychiatrist, please?'
It's all just a load of stuff that's already happened.
- Yuri. - He'll give you the gun.
Shortly thereafter, the instructions came through.
the guy Ray, he's downstairs at the bar.
A great day this has turned out to be.
He's not gonna ring tonight.
You don't even know we're here hiding out.
It's a case of it's you or him.
It is a bit over-elaborate.
People looking at them and laughing at them.
Back to England?
A 'homage' is too strong. A 'nod of the head'?
Are you being thick?
all that beautiful fucking fairytale stuff,
I think you need to weigh up all your options and let your conscience decide.
Okay.
You know, have him get to see Bruges.
I had
Oh, you say it.
Huh?
It's for the goddamn movie, man.
No. Six pints of beer and seven bottles.
Well, to be honest, it sounds like it was all your fault.
Don't say you didn't have it coming.
- 'Go take him to hide out.' - 'Go take him to hide out where?'
NO TENGO NI IDEA DE COMO HAN CONSEGUIDO QUINIENTOS ANTI FODECHINCHADA
Eirik, what are you doing?
My room faces onto the canal, right?
Where are you from, fucker?
Understand, Englishman?
I'm not from South Central Los fucking Angeles.
It's called 'sightseeing.'
Herve Villechaize, off of Fantasy Island.
The tower is usually open until 7:00.
We're leaving.
And he might go have a look to see if there's a bowling alley around.
I'm totally in your debt.
It's fucking awesome!
I'll be back.