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He came at me with a bottle. What are you gonna do?
No!
Purgatory.
I think you need to weigh up all your options and let your conscience decide.
Then I do know a Belgian joke.
"I'm Totally In Your Debt."
Except...
So, like, I believe in trying to lead a good life.
The boy had to be given a chance.
Well, that's globalization, isn't it? Is Ray there with you?
It's a good joke, though.
Where's my gun?
Something good and happy. Because he wasn't a bad kid, was he?
People go around calling you a midget when you want to be called a dwarf.
Not many people. Most of them were not very nice people.
I'm not allowed to and you are? How's that fair?
I want a normal gun for a normal person.
Seven years is not that long.
I knew you'd have never shagged me, normally.
What I think I meant to say was
Harry.
Harry Waters got him.
I called it off tonight. I told him not to come tonight.
Keep driving!
You've gone off me, now, haven't you? Just because I hit that fucking cow.
The bar to the left.
He's in the toilet.
Sorry, Ray.
- Yeah? - Yeah. You coming?
- Where? - To the left when you come out.
Yeah. Yeah, it's rubbish.
No, I won't let you up there! Put that gun away, right now!
And you think it's okay to come over to Belgium
Don't say you didn't have it coming.
I could see it in his eyes when I was telling him about the alcoves.
I was trying to rob him and he took my gun from me.
Jesus, Ken, I'm trying to talk about...
See, Ken, this is the kind of hotel Harry should have put us in.
Stop whingeing like a big gay baby.
Couldn't get enough of it, the medieval part of town.
and he doesn't know where he's going and neither do I.
'it's been very nice, all the old buildings and that,
Herve Villechaize, I know, did.
What's Belgium famous for?
Your side's already picked for you.
In here it says, 'The Belgians twice sheltered fugitive English Kings
Some people just aren't cut out for it, Ray.
Right, you.
I suppose they must get really sad about, like,
Just tell him I'll have probably killed meself in a fortnight, anyway.
Yeah, yeah, I know I said you couldn't,
Just horseshit.
Just try not to say anything too loud or crass.
Has he killed himself yet? No. So he's not fucking suicidal, is he?
I'm sorry, Chloe.
He pauses, even though he should just hit the cunt.
Yeah. Canadians.
I don't like Bruges, it's a shithole.
Give me me gun back. You're not getting it back.
Murder, Father.
Well?
Well, he's on a lot of ketamine.
I'd have stuck the gun in me mouth on the fucking spot!
And I'm trying to...
Sorry, Ken.
I'm really sorry for karate-chopping you the other night.
You're a shoplifter?
Because I bet they look even better at night, all lit up.
There are a lot of alcoves in the Koningin Astrid Park.
Eirik, put the gun down!
Take your pick, Mr. Waters.
He's a walking dead man.
Huh?
They're great, aren't they?
Nothing, Harry.
The boy had to be let go.
They can be deadly weapons, too. I mean, what if he knew karate, say?
I'm assuming you've got your gun on you.
which would actually be really good.
You little fucking cunt.
Was he going on to you about the cannons?
Hey, hang on. Is Belgium where there were all those child abuse murders lately?