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I don't wanna die just because of your fucking arrogance. Uh-huh.
I know what you're trying to talk about.
That statement makes no fucking sense at all.
Yeah.
Do you speak English? No.
Yeah. But don't hold it against me.
which is why me heart is going like the clappers,
And it worked. Quite well.
You use this word,'dumdums'? The bullets that make the head explode?
Of course you can't fucking see! I just shot a blank in your fucking eyes!
Was it nice?
With you? No way!
Yeah, see you.
Which, I presume, will involve culture.
No way. You're way too far away.
Like Tottenham.
No!
And what's the other place?
Can we go somewhere and talk about this, please?
Send him out on an errand for half an hour, but don't make it sound suspicious.
NI IDEA DE COMO CONSIGUIERON QUINIENTOS ANTI FODECHINCHOS
¿CÓMO? ¿QUINIENTOS ANTI FODECHINCHOS?
- We're taking you back to Bruges. - Brilliant.
All the canals and the old buildings and that.
You know, there's that big, dual carriageway when you get off the train?
You know, going round in a boat, looking at stuff.
- Set? - Set.
With the churches and that. They're Gothic. Yeah.
English humor!
Nothing.
Don't start being silly.
if the two of you weren't laughing straight in my fucking face!
And this morning, and this afternoon,
You don't know karate.
Entry is 5 euro.
Too Many People'd be Coming To Move here. It Would Spoil The Whole Thing
I didn't even know where Bruges fucking was.
What the fuck are you doing?
You're an inanimate fucking object!
How fucking cool.
Fuck, man.
Yeah. Yeah.
Exactly. This is the world we live in today.
I mean here in the world, not here in Belgium.
Have you been down, like, all the old cobbled streets and that?
I'll get all the money back to you soon as I get through to me friend.
Yeah? He said that?
How can that be?
I do want the guy dead. I want him fucking crucified.
My idea for the weekend
So, yeah, I'm gonna go up in the queue and touch it, which is what you do.
Well, as soon as he got into, like, the old town proper,
Let me get this right. Not only have you refused to kill the boy,
What?
And see who gets into Heaven and who gets into Hell and all that?
Ken, if I had killed a little kid, accidentally or otherwise,
Somehow I believe, Ken, that the balance shall tip in the favor of culture.
Entry is 5 euro.
- Do you know where he is now? - He said he was going to the park.
Just don't get into any fucking trouble.
It's like a fucking fairytale or something.
He wasn't a bad kid, was he?
That's right, Ray.
The Last Judgment and the afterlife.
So if you need to do your worst, do your worst.
We give it another day, two days, max.
Then we check the papers again, and if there's still nothing in them,
a dwarf.
God, you're pretty.
Hmm.
I have to reconcile myself with the fact that, yes, I have killed people.
Harry called last night.
Harry? It's Ken.
as if I'm about to have a heart attack.
I realize that, Harry. The boy wanted to have a look anyway.
I knew he wouldn't kill the guy.
Bruges is a shithole.
Language!