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- Whoa. - [Horse Nickering]
Blow job! [Clears Throat, Coughs]
Good. You're having a nice time. That's good. Good.
Oh, We're Afraid To Go With You, Bluto. We Might Get In Trouble."
If you want tricks to memorize notes on the fretboard You have to pay
Wait till Otto sees us! He loves us!
[Laughing] D-Day!
Is it supposed to be this soft?
Now drop and give me 20!
This could be the greatest night of our lives...
Is that a clip-on, by any chance? Hey, Boon, come over and check this out.
IRENA ....PLEASE TELL SEKQUPI THAT IT IS BROKE
who's filling in for taylor smithehurst? lilliana hedslar.
WORDLE fans...................................................... .......................................................New York Times
Old, incompetent and senile is no way to get reelected, sir.
?Jump up and shout now ? ? Shout ?
[Pledges] I, state your name.
FAT DRUNK & STUPID IS NO WAY TO GO THROUGH LIFE
So, if you mention extortion again...
There were blanks in that gun. I didn't even point the gun at him.
I DON'T THINK IT'S FAIR!
Boon, wait!
Listen to the expert
A pledge pin!?
Might as well join the fuckin' Peace Corps.
? Oh, baby, I said we gotta go ? Excuse me. Is this the Delta House?
[Screaming Continues]
? Say you will ? ? Come on, come on ?
"You're All Worthless And Weak."
[Laughter] from which we have received...
What do you intend to do, sir? Delta's already on probation.
and tomorrow night, you're gonna wrap yourself up in a bed sheet...
Really???
entertaining some kid from Pig's Knuckle, Arkansas.
Thank you, God.
The following charges are brought.
Excuse me. Excuse me, please. Pardon me. Excuse me, please.
? Hey, yeah, yeah ?
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Germans??
? I couldn't sleep at all last night ?
He wants it back by Sunday. Please don't take the car!
How does it feel to be an airline pilot
- ? All right ? - ? Shout ?
Oh, we have a Dean Wormer at Faber.
BAD-MOUTH ANIMAL HOUSE!!!!
- We can't afford to have a toga party. - You guys up for a toga party?
?? [Samba Playing On Record Player]
Excuse me. Excuse me. Okay, kid, off that mailbox.
? The way that you do ?
Was it over When the democrats invaded Iraq?
All this talk of codicils
[Laughing, Shrieking]
You homo!
No, not tonight. Okay?
[Cacophony]
You'll have to come back later. I'm doing the dishes.
all eligible for military service.
So if you're not busy, you wanna go to a fraternity party?
Uh, well, sir, we're hoping that our midterm grades...
? Twistin'?
He can’t do that to our coaches
Oh boy, is this great!!!
You've never made out with a girl before?
Isn't this an indictment of our entire American society?
- Is it okay if I meet you there? - Is it okay? It's terrific!
I hope I score. Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
? This love we share ?
I'm today's substitute, Mr. Satan.
Yep…That will do it.
Second, that for the fifth consecutive semester,
Jill: he can't use our son's death to score political points
I was great
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture
? But you know it won't pay my bills ?
You Fucked Up. You Trusted Us."
Bluto's right.
who's filling in for aaron badkins? josh williams.
?? [Crescendo] You wanna dance?
Hi, Katy.
He said legacies usually get asked to pledge automatically.
Zoso! Zoso! Zoso!
When did you ever smoke pot?
He’s a conservative???? Eeeeewwwwwwwww.....
"I hope I score!" "Oh boy! Oh boy!"
Mmm-mmm. Yeah.
The issues with that dataset are so profound and disgusting...
For God's sake, please! They're looting the Food King!
We called it the Second Civil War, then the Eugenics War, and finally just World War III.
? Back into my smile, child ?
Well put. You see, Pinto's never been laid.
[Sighs]
NCAA to UNC
Mmm, yeah. [Kissing]
To Trump supporters
Good night. [All] Good night.
Yes I hate him I hate his guts!
Hi. I'm Shelly Dubinsky, Fawn's roommate.
It's not gonna be an orgy. It's a toga party.
? A little bit softer now ? ? Shout ?
Mr. President, what was the first order you gave when you set up the coronavirus task force?
“You messed up! You trusted us!”
Do you understand?
Huh! That makes sense.
? Don't know much about the French I took ?
Why don't we go sit down somewhere?
They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!
It's not gonna be an orgy.
We Need the Dues
Did you say over?
You fucked up... you trusted us
Oh, fabulous. My car, filled with your beer buddies...
who's filling in for laura newsome? jasmin shakya.
Tapper and Clapper A Wimp and a Blimp
WHITE HOUSE AIDES TRUMPS OATH OF SILENCE
That's a 1.2 grade average. Congratulations, Kroger.
I don't think you can fully judge a fraternity...
? Turned my floor upside down ? [Sobbing]
Republicans in for years
? Shama lama ? ? Hey, hey, baby ?
You fucked up. You trusted us.
Christ, 7 years of college down the drain
Who’s with me?? Come on!! Let’s go!!
You're at the top of the Delta pledge class.
Well, I'm here to pick up my date. Could you ring Fawn Liebowitz?
What do you mean? I mean hanging around with a bunch of animals, getting drunk every weekend.
Fuck her. Fuck her brains out.
You f-ed up.. you trusted us You f-ed up you trusted us.
Hi. Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman. Damn glad to meet you.
Why not?
From his brother. Yeah?
to giving us just one more chance?
- ? Come on now ? - ? Shout ?
Happy Retirement Inspite of the fact that
at Faber.
Delta has achieved a deficient aggregate grade point average.
Don't cost nothin
Oh, we're afraid to go with you, Chia. We might not lose 50 pounds.
A little bit taller now... A little bit taller now...
Slurpee Party
Thank you imam, may I have another?
You fucked up! You trusted Trump.
now the only thing i interact with is electricity because i'm german and my english isn't good at all. i intrept deaf braille. oh ok then you know those translation classes? yes. well maybe try enrolling.
Hey, I could get in trouble. That's right.
? And if you ever leave me ?
I said, Mr Carver -
? Twistin'the night away ?
PUT NEIDERMEYER ON IT. HE'S A SNEAKY LITTLE SHIT JUST LIKE YOU, RIGHT?
- [Booing, Hissing] - [Pounding Gavel]
? Come on now ? ? Shout ?
? What a wonderful world this would be ?
[Doug Yells]
Aw, you've got your lunch. Well, how 'bout milk then?
Oh, 90% rayon… very nice!
[Grunting] Look!
[Saxophone Riff]
? Oh, baby I said we gotta go ?
YOU F'KED UP. YOU TRUSTED US.
[Yelling]
40 years of work down the drain
Trump Train
Whatever o this is...
- ? You know you make me wanna ? - ? Shout ?
A double rock and rye and seven Carlings.
Your days are numbered here at Faber. [Gasping]
Uh... I'm gonna string 'em up by the balls!
Out with it BAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Christ. Otter, this is ridiculous.
Okay.
Put a sock on it, boy, or you'll be out of here like shit through a goose.
Forget it, he's rolling
wordle fans - New York Times
You fucked up You trusted us