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I've done a lot you don't know about. Yeah?
Well, Mandy, l...
? This would be ? Well, I haven't seen you since we...
Cannot make it
but that could take years and cost millions of lives.
Fuck. Off
Well let me tell you the story of another loser
Starlight, star bright...
?? [Rock Blaring]
? Throw my hands up and ? ? Shout ?
....BUT WE'RE NOT GOING TO SIT HERE AND LISTEN TO YOU
Do you hate Trump?
? Better than I been to myself?
Only can do that to our wounded veterans
Double Secret Probation?
Shut up Assholes
I, state your name...
? Say you will ? ? Say that you ?
(WHISTLING TO HIMSELF)
Oh.
? Baby, in my rama rama ding dong, hey ?
If you want tricks To memorize notes on the fretboard, you have to pay
Really?
FORGET IT. HE’S ROLLING.
[Zipping Trousers] Come on in.
I'm going to revoke your charter!
War is over
PWIPE.
Anything?
Point of... ...parliamentary procedure.
Own up Or i'll trip ya!
Who brought The Cool Kid!
- ? Yeah, yeah, yeah ? - ? Shout ?
? Come on now Come on now ?
RAMMING SPEED!
? Went to the kitchen for a bite ?
that a few bad apples have to spoil a good time for everyone...
You baboon !
And if you wise guys try one more thing...
Your Delta Tau Chi name is Flying revenge glitter
. .
[Man Screaming] ?? [Loud Music Playing]
? Animal House ?
sergeant at arms.
I'll have your legs broken...
? Clorette was jailbait but he gave her a try ?
Orifice: "I'm just the guy to do it"
Doubtful. Maybe?
May I have 10,000 marbles, please?
I hate this. Look, no sweat.
Please submit your charts. Thanks.
Jason Knight
And Stork here. Everybody thought the Stork was brain damaged.
Nothing for me today, thanks.
? A little bit softer now ? ? Shout ?
Nick is right
New CDC spokesperson
Well, some of the Omegas did a little dance on my face.
Bye.
Oh, 90% rayon. Very nice.
Redo those buttons. Dress that belt buckle.
"Oh, You're So Nice. I Really Shouldn't Impose On You."
? Don't know much biology ?
? Animal House ?
Oh, 90% rayon… very nice!
Okay, okay. Now I'm really mad!
A pronoun pin on your uniform?
You boys having a good time, I hope? Excuse me one second.
?? [Whistling]
? That is why ? ? That is why ?
14522
Gee, Otter. Thanks!
You get a Datacolor Spyder 4 and you get a Datacolor Spyder 4 Everyone gets a Datacolor Spyder 4
Oh boy.... ...is this great!
and, uh, Clayton,
OTIS!! My man!
- Are you deaf? - Let's finish this damn thing.
"It's a fraternity party. I'm in the fraternity. I have to go." The way I feel about twisted work meetings...
What a lively sense of humor.
? That's what I want ?
Well, we're having a little party at the Delta Tau Chi House tonight...
CAVILERS DEAD!!
They can’t do that to our pledges! Only WE can do that to our pledges!
As of this moment, you're on Double Secret Probation!
Good.
Sentence? Forget it. He’ Rolling.
The issue here is not whether I took a few liberties with the PPQ report write up....
...not Great?...
Yeah, man we need the dues
"Nothing Is Over Until We Decide It Is!"
DFAY's lack of Telegram love
yes beryl zerorette? what do you want? i want to do some pickering and padding in padbury and pickering brook.
I'll join you in a minute. ? Here to have a lot of fun ?
What are the chances that the concert won’t be postponed?
Shayne, I don't think it's right that you extort money from the Aggie buddies.
(WHISTLES)
[Belch] Why not?
Welcome to the Lampoons
They are? Yes, sir.
Leaving! What a good idea!!
Every spring, the toilets explode.
Gregg, look at my thumb.
- ? Say ? - ? Come on now ?
and I'm sure a lot of you have difficulty understanding...
Oh, my God! It's dented! It's dented!
Hoover says they won't even let us enter a float in the parade.
That boy is a P-I-G pig!
SECUPI IS BROKE
oh boy is this great!
in fraternities on probation.
Let the unacceptable candidates worry about that, because after tonight they're...
? I've waited... You've waited ? [Boon] ? You've waited so long ?
Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear.
- ? All right ? - ? Shout ?
- ? Hey, that is why ? - ? That is why ?
so i will cut down the iranges tax by 2099---ow! ow! i'm asylum seeker now am i? and that was ms.gillard saying she'd cut down the iranges tax by 2099 but accidently tried being an asylum seeker.
Don't you guys think you've had enough?
? The best things in life are free ?
Now what can we say...
You're a GODDAMN DISGRACE
Not great??
Suárez… Dead!
Why don't we sit down, Frank?
Let's go.
it used to be rob fluttey in one share of $8 in the chorus budget to pay gabi anderson out by 2025 but he quit so it would be jordy flutters taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
*BURP* WHY NOT?!
Uh, from now on, your name is Mothball.
Hey, make the best of it. Maybe we can help you.
Mr. Jennings is a wonderful teacher. Mmm.
[Blows Whistle]
He's a sneaky little shit, just like you, right?
Mohammed, Jugdish, Sidney and uh, Clayton
Delta Tau Chi Airlines Your Delta name is Flounder.
I'll write you a note. I'll say you're too well to attend.
Faggots! Faggots!
NOthing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor?
There's a hole? Forget it, she's rolling
Thank you sir, may I have another!!!
He's the only professor I like. I know.
The Delta house has a long tradition...
Only we can do that to our
what is the worst fraternity on this campus?
Hey Danny.... ....ya Squid!!!
? Animal House ? ? No, no, no, no, no ?
Get in. You can't... No!
Gregg, can't you...
Belichick to his cronies Those assholes must have stolen the wrong fucking playbook
Listen, I',m not joking! This is my job!
? But I'm trying to be ?
Brother D-Day! Brother Bluto!
Forget it, he's rolling.
then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system?
Wait till Otis sees us! He loves us!
i was a fuckyfuckyfroot wasen't i marleen? you certainly were gabi.
Great pair of togas.